i forgot how awful starting a new farm in stardew is this shit is hell i miss my husband and millions of dollars

meadowlands is pretty badass tho

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it

moral dilemma ft. your guilty conscience that takes the form of your brother who you killed dust sans & papyrus by ask-dusttale

What’s Core Frisk been up to recently?

thought this would be a good ask for their birthday! sorry for inaccuracy it's been a while since I read anything about core frisk core frisk by dokudoki

I LOVE YOU

Asphalt is a truly evil creature

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

it used to be 2007 you know

Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.

Always

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

I have changed a lot from the kid I was when I was 13. Any type of love apart from cis/hetero relationships used to not compute for me, and now I'm out to 5 people in my day-to-day life. And honestly, I do kind of owe it a little bit(a whole lot) to Undertale for opening up a different life path. I could have ended up really freaking stupid and probably super depressed without it.