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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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The queens being us in our chaotic group chat!
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When Anne forgets to respond to Cathy's I love you text for the 5th time.
Cathy: I just feel bad whenever I remind you!
Anne: Looks like its time to off myself!
Cathy: N O
Cathy: AKGSKWVWKVEKRHL ANNIE!!!!!!!
Anne: Well I feel bad for always forgetting!!!
Cathy: This is what we get for being considerate dumbass girlfriends!
Katanna: Eating popcorn while cuddling as they watch this all go down
Kitty: Shouldn't we help?
Anna: Nah, this is fine.
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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The queens being us in our chaotic group chat!
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Anne, Anna, and Kat are still playing Roblox.
Anne: I want to adopt a baby so we can toss them up into the ocean
Anna: oh my god, let's!
Jane: Ajxkbzagekevekev- No! Don't you dare! It's a child!
Anne: Let's murder someone x
Jane: NO!!!!
Anne, Anna and Kitty: YES!!!!!
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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The queens being us in our chaotic group chat!
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Jane joins a voice call where Anne, Anna, and Kat are playing a video game.
Kat: guys! Don't leave me!
Anna: Can't believe we are leaving Kat.
Anne: Does anyone want to go to the nursery and adopt children?
Jane: ME!!!! THATS MY SPECIALITY!
Anne: okay.
Jane: where do I adopt the children?
Anne: ...it's a game... on Roblox.
Jane:......
Jane: you got my hopes up for no fucking reason.
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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The queens being us in our chaotic group chat!
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Anne falls down the stairs after finally waking up from her nap. (Don't worry, she bounces back onto her feet.)
Anne: I live!
Cathy: Hey Annie x
Anne: Hey Cathy! How's my favorite Catherine?
Cathy: .....Is that me?
Anne: Yes!
Anne pulls out her phone and shows a picture of Cathy written in cursive.
Anne: I even have your digital autograph! :D
Cathy: :0
Anna: oh my god! Sell it on Ebay!
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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Mary: oh my god! You guys are doing stake burning without me?
Aragon: yeah, we are.
Gertrude: yeah, you just vote for who goes on the stake.
Mary: NO FAIR!!!!! I'M OUT OF TOWN!!!!!!!!
Gertrude: babes, you could live stream it.
Aragon: Hey Gertrude, vote to burn Henry Tudor!
Gertrude: yes, let's burn the filthy protestant!
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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Anna rejoins the call without saying anything
Anne: y'know, sometimes I forget I'm a lesbian.
Kat: You forgot you're gay?!
Anne: Yup!
Anna: that's legit the first thing I heard, "sometimes I forget I am a lesbian." Wow Anne, what an amazing greeting.
Anne: :0
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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The queens being us in our chaotic group chat!
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TW: This incorrect quote mentions the blue whale challenge, which is related to suicide.
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At the dinner table....
Anne: So, this blue whale account messaged me asking to play a game with them.
Everyone stares at her in shock.
Jane: Oh my god! Are you okay?
Anne: Yeah, I responded with "hêÿ dæddÿ 🥵🔞❤️😘"
Everyone:........
Aragon: You what?
Anne: Yeah, lmao. They never responded, so I guess I scared them off. But that really confuses me. Like, you want to play a suicide game with me but get scared when I call you daddy???
Everyone:........
Cathy:...... Jesus Christ Anne! What the actual fuck?!
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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Mannox: fuck you!
Kitty: I'm ace...
Dereham: fuck you!
Kitty: I'm ace.
Henry: Fuck you!
Kitty: I'm ace!
Culpeper: Fuck you!
Kitty: I'M ACE!!!!!
Anna: .......Fuck you?
Kitty: I mean..... I'm not that opposed to the idea.
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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Anne, thinking about Cathy again: I need a top!
Anna: *hands Anne a shirt*
Anne: I-
Aragon: *hands Anne a second shirt* Here you go.
Kitty: *hands Anne a third shirt* :)
Anne: Aksgwjfwkwfeuwcsi-
Kitty: *hands Anne a fourth shirt* heh heh. :3
Anna: Anne, please put on a shirt.
Anne: Wait no! That wasn't what I meant! I don't want a shirt!
Anna: *hands Anne a pair of jeans* Are these better? They are bottoms just like you.
Anne:.........
Kitty: *buries Anne in shirts* :D
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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The queens being us in our chaotic group chat!
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Cathy is playing a video game and is losing.
Cathy: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck-
Anne: That's what she said!
Anne winks at Cathy and the other queens start laughing.
Cathy: I hate you all, this is so rigged!
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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Cathy, sleep deprived: Germany is in England, right?
Kat:.......
Kat: no.
Kat: I'm telling Anna.
Cathy: huh? Realizing what she said. W-Wait! Wait! Wait-
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Two minutes later.
Anna, grinning impishly: so, isn't Germany in England?
Cathy:..........
Cathy: NO! I WORDED IT WRONG!!!! AJSGIWVWJW-
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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Anne sees Cathy walk by and dreamily sighs.
Anne: I want to hug my beautiful girlfriend, Catherine Parr.
Kat, who is s i n g l e:..........
Kat: I just want a hug-
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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Anne: wait, wait, wait, you met Anna online?!
Kat: well yeah, when we met she lived near England, but at the time she actually lived in Germany.
Anne: what? :0
Kat: why are you shocked?
Anne: I mean, I know you are cool and cute and all that, but you seem like the type to not date online.
Kat, looking at Anna: for the right person? I would.
Anne: Awwwwww!
Kat, blushing: shut up!
Anne, cooing: Awwwwww! Kat, do you believe in true love?
Kat: N O.
Anne:.......
Kat:..........
Anne: well that got sad.
Kat: I was legit beheaded instead of divorced, I don't believe in true love.
Anna walks by and beams a smile at Kat.
Kat: Actually, on second thought I dont know whether I believe in true love or not-
Anne: :)))))
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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This is amazing! :DDDD
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another quote doodle comic, this one's from @chaostrademarked hehe
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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Anne sends Cathy a gecko video for the millionth time.
Anne: Aw! SO COOL!!!!!
Cathy: ......
Anne: wait, nevermind. Just realized they're having sex.... 0.0
Cathy, thinking: ah yes, another typical conversation with my favorite dumbass.
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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Anna is teaching Anne to curse in german when Kat comes down and mumbles something. The two stare at her and she sheepishly smiles.
Kat, whispering: Ich liebe dich?
Anne: What????
Kat: um, how do you say you in german?
Anne: I can't remember....
Kat, whispering again: I was trying to say I love you.
Anna: I didnt hear what you said, can you repeat it?
Kat: Um, I said Ich liebe and something that sounds like dick, but with a tch?
Anna chuckles a bit.
Anna: Dich?
Kat: Yeah! That's it!
They laugh for a bit
Kat: Ich liebe dich Anna.
Kat runs off and leaves Anna in a state of shock.
Anna, realizing Kat just said "I love you": I-
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chaostrademarked · 4 years
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Kitty and Anna on a virtual date call in silence, Kitty playing her Nintendo switch while Anna does work and then draw.
Kitty: Can you send a picture of the drawing of your dogs? Please?
Anna: Yeah, Bruno doesn't quite look like Mars, but I'll show you because I trust you. Just give me a sec to access my camera.
Anna struggles to send a picture, but then realizes the problem.
Anna: Ah, sorry, a twenty dollar bill I keep in my phone case was blocking the camera.
Kitty: ......Babes, that legit is such a Cleves move.
Anna: I- I'm not— I usually don't have that. I'm not that rich, I just keep twenty bucks in my phone-
Kitty, giggling: Only you would have a problem with having money.
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