btw i need the dracula daily gang to know that, unlike most paprika in the world that is extremely mild, hungarian paprika is actually hot
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My current obsession...
NSFW below the cut
Being on a video call that will ensure the promotion you’ve been working towards for years, and the smug bastard that is Johnny Soap MacTavish takes it upon himself to eat you from underneath the desk table.
You can't break the call. Have to remain calm from the hip up as Johnny skilfully devours at your delicious cunt.
Your brow furrows, lips twitch. Yet you remain steadfast and focused on the task at hand even as Johnny works you into a feverish mess just beneath the surface.
It all culminates into that one final question from the highest executive, the one that will make or break the next step in your career.
And as if on cue, the overconfident shithead between your legs moans and delves his tongue into the depths of your core just as you begin to utter the response that will set in stone the next chapter of your life.
Your only reaction is a slightly heightened pitch to your initial words before ultimately regaining composure. Fiercely gripping into the desk behind the monitor and out of view as the relentless waves of an encroaching orgasm ripple out through your core and from the tip of Soap's overly talented tongue.
As the sounds of positive evaluation and approval spill through the speakers of your monitor, you quickly yet professionally mutter your appreciation and gratitude to your superiors and swiftly close the monitor to finally release your pent-up climax violently against his mouth.
Throwing your head back with a roaring moan of his name from your quivering lips, covering him with your juices as you tremble into the chair and slump over in overwhelming bliss.
And as your mind steadily settled back down into blissful normalcy, you glanced down between your legs and were met with an arrogant yet affectionately loving gaze.
"Congratulations, bonnie."
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I love your bug cjaracters so much
thank you… here are some more (the full lineart of this was posted on patreon)
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thoughts on sollux?
TC: He'S a ReAl ShArP mOtHeRfUcKeR.
TC: aLwAyS gEtS tO fIxInG mY tEcH wHeN mY bLiTzEd OuT tHiNkPaN gOeS aNd HaS mE cLiCk SoMeThInG i ShOuLdN't...
TC: PlUs, I tHiNk HiM aNd KaRkS gOt SoMe TyPa ReD bIz GoInG oN ;0)
TC: NoNe Of My MoThErFuCkInG bUsInEsS bUt If He'S oUt ThErE mAkInG mY bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg FrIeNd HaPpY, i'M hApPy! :0) hOnK hOnK!
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19/10/23, Austin - Daniel Ricciardo scoots through the paddock during the run-up to the 2023 Austin Grand Prix
📸 by Rudy Carezzevoli
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It's such a shame that there is no knight in shining armour to fuck my slutty little prince cunt until I cry... A sad day indeed... 😔😔😔
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yea but what about simons reincarnations :)?
not entirely sure what this means but i have dabbled in a nice design for simon's reincarnation around morri 2000's time!
his name is prince ube and he's the only child of his family, a warrior queen, pitaya, and a charismatic, incredibly short king, delphinium. he has a passion for history and anything occult, which does not please either of his rather apathetic parents, who are trying to groom him to take the throne.
here's a doodle of his parents too as well as a size comparison!
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curvy/chubby! reader x Aragorn
Warnings: fem/afab reader, a little smut teehee
no cuz imagine curvy/chubby! Reader is arranged to marry Aragorn to make an alliance between both royal family’s, and he sees you and IMMEDIATELY his eyes dip down to your thighs and hips. You two got along great, there were close to no problems with your marriage! Except, well, the citizens didn’t quite like the thought of him marrying someone who had curves, instead of someone skinny. He told you not to pay any mind to them, because they didn’t know what they were talking about. I mean, damn, that man worships you!!
Like, you can’t tell me he isn’t into the idea of breeding. He practically begs you to give him an heir! <3 everytime he sees you sprawled out on your shared bed, with nothing on.. it does things to him. And my god is that man into some dirty talk. Usually it’s something along the lines of “taking me so well, my love.” “Yeah? You’re going to give me an heir? Gunna let me fill you up?” RAHHH but can you blame him?? You’re perfectly built to be a mother, he’s not gunna let that chance slip away!! <3
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