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chaosoftheages · 3 hours

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SHE JUST CALLED KING GEORGE "QUEEN" I SWEAR TO GOD-

My dad, driving back into town from work: So what are you doing?

Me, who has Hamilton playing for the sake of my three year old sister: Having to listen to Hercules Mulligan about how it's hard to "have intercourse over four sets of corsets."

My dad: WOAH

Me: please don't I've heard it plenty-

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chaosoftheages · 3 hours

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My dad, driving back into town from work: So what are you doing?

Me, who has Hamilton playing for the sake of my three year old sister: Having to listen to Hercules Mulligan about how it's hard to "have intercourse over four sets of corsets."

My dad: WOAH

Me: please don't I've heard it plenty-

#autumn being autumn #hamilton the musical #hamilton musical #little siblings #she's over here dancing to my shot and I'm praying she never understands about ninety percent of what I can call Hercules fucking Mulligan

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chaosoftheages · 2 days

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Some TCO and TDL angst

Lowkey scared what will happen next, I miss these two so much 🖤❤

From this reference:

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chaosoftheages · 2 days

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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

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chaosoftheages · 2 days

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1000g after winning the Egg Hunt for the 3rd year in a row.

66629 gold.

#autumn being autumn #stardew valley #spooooky #Spooky 666 #hehehe

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chaosoftheages · 3 days

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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chaosoftheages · 3 days

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mutual reblogged my post which means they still love me 10002992 healed 383782728272 revived

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chaosoftheages · 4 days

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Started writing the F&S Infection AU and this is the first line I wrote for Yellow:

“HEY! MAH MACHINE!”

#ava father & son #ava father & son infection au #avm yellow #I was writing a little drabble for the au and was like “how do I make Yellow-oooooh NVM”

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chaosoftheages · 5 days

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Guys what in heck is an hourglass doing on my Tumblr

#autumn being autumn #holy shit

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chaosoftheages · 5 days

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chaosoftheages · 5 days

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Me as a child: Uhm...okay!

Me now: NO NO N O

No.

just swallowed a fly but i have a plan- ill swallow a spider to eat the fly 👍

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chaosoftheages · 5 days

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Oh God.

Don't introduce him to me. I'll teach him so much angst he'll become the next me.

(I also find this funny bc one of my classmates is named Levi :D)

Cyrus wants to carry on the legacy.

My little brother, Cyrus, of nine years old started writing a story.

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Lord Levi’s story has sad parts in it and happy parts.

Hope you enjoy. -Cyrus

One morning 3:00 a mother had her firstborn son.

She named him Levi.

-Nine years later-

Levi’s family went on a boat trip.

“This is fun.” said Levi.

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This is all he has so far, but HE IS CACKLING AND LAUGHING to himself in the other room.

Cyrus doesn't understand fandoms very well. He doesn't have a device of his own to explore the Internet, and doesn't grasp the concept of fanfiction that well, I think, although he likes to ask me if I'll let him read A Second's Tale.

AND YET

He has a disclaimer. He has a hopeful prospect for audience enjoyment despite what he's written being contained only in this adorable notepad he has.

HE HAS THE DIABOLICAL BEGINNINGS OF AN ANGST-LOVER

I love him.

My star pupil.

I shall train him in all the ways and he shalt be my padawan. U v U

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chaosoftheages · 6 days

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