chaosgrandpawizard
Chaos Grandpa Wizard
he/him, I am collectively all of thy's grandfather
my goals are beyond mortal comprehension
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I got an accordian and woodworking blades if you wanna come over
Ill make tea
Hobbies I have yet to try but think might be an essential part of myself I simply haven't gotten to yet:
- woodworking
- playing accordion
- actually it's just those two.
- hang on does growing a curly mustache count
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I'm having SUCH a bad day could you please drop an image of that one dude from the Precambrian Era (you know the one)
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Guys ashwaganda is used by gymbros to gain musclemass, i am completly lost how that would help trans women become the best version of themselves
I think its time to domestic terrorism estrolabs
This site has been going around Twitter trans accounts quite a bit lately, so just pointing out here too that it'll do fuck all, they're exploiting trans people at a time when hrt is particularly hard to access and please don't give them your money
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dragons are fucking sexy and anyone afraid to say that will not survive the winter
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Can you do something for me, please?
I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship.
Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another.
Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it.
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#bros been chilling in my class for months#no one knows why hes here#teacher hasnt acknowledged it#frankly scared to ask why its here#mom pick me up im scared
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this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now
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fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.
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Sorry man, I accidentally showed your boyfriend the cosmic horrors, and he convulsed and melted from the sheer terror of something so vastly beyond his comprehension even being able to exist.
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reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
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Is this a challenge?
proud to be seth macfarlane’s ONLY spotify listener
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Ciabatta
deeply weird that you can realize "oh actually this socially constructed gender fits my internal identity better than the socially constructed gender I was assigned by default" and people will be like "no u can't do that, you've got the wrong organs"
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#the four horseman of the apocalypse#green is death#the yellow faced one is pestilence#the horse is just a horse man#the white one ate war and famine#it displays an emotion only conceivable by angels and satan himself
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Then i am a rowdy, rowdy man
Daily News, New York, New York, June 14, 1931
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