growing up as a cis girl the patriarchy told me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender” and i hated being a girl because it wasn’t my choice it was a prison and the trans community told me “you’re a girl because you say so, your view of yourself is the most important thing, if you change your mind that would be ok” and it made me proud to be a girl and feel empowered in my gender and i wasn’t trapped anymore and then terfs come along and tell me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender (but like in a woke way)” and they somehow expect me to be on their side?

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

When I say I work best at night, I really mean it.

It's half past 11 and only now I got the calm inside me to be able to sit down and write for my paper.

Slow music with noise cancelling headphones and the brightness on full on my laptop is the only way this fucker will get done

In another universe I’m calm, my work is complete, and I’m spending my days with the people I love. We’re going on adventures and baking together and watching films until early in the morning. I’m curled against you, resting against your chest and listening to you breathe. Everything is okay. Nothing has gone wrong.

TV Executives: “if the strike goes on, you won’t get new episodes of your favorite shows! You won’t get new movies you were looking forward to! Isn’t that terrible, what the writers are doing to you?”

Me: Bitch, that might have been an effective threat in 2007, but we have since survived a Covid shutdown and discovered ways to amuse ourselves while we waited, we can outwait this shit, too. I got a pile of shows saved I haven’t even watched yet, and a Mt. TBR waiting for me.

Compensate (and respect) your writers for their work, assholes.

*reading my own writing* wow this really does cater to all my specific needs

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

So I’m not one for promoting too much but here is a podcast I’m in! It’s a legal podcast that I do with my university, called ‘Chocolate, Law, and Dinosaurs’. Our Christmas special was just released, and it’s definitely worth a listen! Go check it out!!

#they're married okay

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

trans ppl shouldn’t have to out ourselves to not be on the receiving end of “all men are evil and dangerous and i have a right to lash out at them bc they’re my oppressors uwu.” and if ur wondering “then how am i supposed to know who’s my oppressor” consider this: individual human beings u randomly encounter on the street or in the grocery store aren’t ur oppressor. also if ur constantly analyzing the identity of everyone u come into contact with to decide whether or not u can treat them like shit bc u consider them an oppressor, u were probably gonna treat them like shit anyway.

tma’s a horror podcast but sometimes it’s just like: but don’t you ever want to just throw yourself out the window to feel yourself fall? don’t you want to bury yourself in the earth and feel the weight of everything pressing down on you?dont you want to just disappear mysteriously and never speak to anyone again? don’t you want to run fast through the night with sharp teeth, to just lose control? don’t you just want to lose yourself? don’t you want to shed your skin, your name, don’t you want to remake your body into something unrecognizable? don’t you hate the sun? don’t you want to know everything? don’t you want to burn? to know and be known? to be fully consumed by what loves you? and i’m like 🤔

So I’m not one for promoting too much but here is a podcast I’m in! It’s a legal podcast that I do with my university, called ‘Chocolate, Law, and Dinosaurs’. Our Christmas special was just released, and it’s definitely worth a listen! Go check it out!!

vine compilations have helped me for like over a year now when I have panic attacks so I guess it’s only fitting that I make my own! (Warning for shouting in some of them!)

Neurotypicals will be like “I know you have a disability that affects your ability to stay organized, manage your time properly, socialize, or control what you’re able to think about or focus on, but that’s not an excuse to have trouble staying organized, managing your time properly, socializing, or controlling what you need to think about or focus on.” And then demand that they aren’t ableist. I’m tired.

"you can be my wingman anytime" "bullshit you can be mine" weirdly sounds like a way of asking someone to marry you.

I’m compiling all the “val kilmer says top gun is gay”/ ”val kilmer ships icemav” moments I could find:

This Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Interview where he says that maybe Top Gun is his first gay role (pic taken from drrav3nb’s post)

This Interview on Top Gun’s homoeroticism (x)

still your wingman <3 insta post (x)

when val posted an icemav meme on valentine’s day (x)

val thinks about them every day, he just like us fr :) (x, x)