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bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)
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"assless chaps" 🙄back in my day we just called them the english
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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
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who else up garging they goyle
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adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out
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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]
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My tang dynasty yunnan province gas
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Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol
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i am the very model of a modern gay millennial
i have a tumblr blog and a prescription for estradiol
i've problems economic, psychological, and medical
and sympathies political which border on heretical
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Fusing "gay catgirls in love" with "catgirls who act like real cats" to produce a couple who occasionally just randomly decide to have a full on powerbomb-my-girlfriend-through-the-coffee-table wrestling match with absolutely no preamble or warning, scaring the hell out of everyone in the general vicinity.
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since the gun emoji was taken from us i’ve just been building my own contraptions
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POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true
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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
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my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half
#i actually cant tell you how often i think the phrase “microfilament dick gang” on a weekly basis#multiple multiple times
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my dad always sneezes at least twice in a row and i think i inherited the same volume of sneeze condensed into one because im firing shotgun blasts out of my nostrils. one time i asked my doctor if i should be concerned that sometimes i sneeze so hard that my left arm goes numb and she left the room for 5 minutes before coming back like
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faq
hello
hi
who died and made you postmaster general
plato.
actually though
i am a certified post quality inspector. i got these credentials through years of dedicated grass-avoidance, terminal onlineness, and having a tumblr account since 2009.
isnt this blog just an unimaginative remake of worldheritageposts et al?
yeah basically. u can make sideblogs for free here lmao did u know that
hey you reblogged from x and they suck
if i accidentally reblog a terf or assorted bigot please message me and i will send that post to the shadow realm
what makes a post certifiably good
if it brings enjoyment to my small little life and is an organic homegrown free range tumblr post then i’ll probably certify it
why did you certify that post it sucks
cos im a scamp
can you certify this
make it a good post and make it show up on my dash and then perhaps
who are you
your mothers new wife. i love you champ.
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