when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle
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Newborn baby stuns doctors by holding her own bottle (in the UK)
A baby girl has amazed doctors with her ability to hold her own feeding bottle. Two-week-old Ammra was able to grasp her bottle alone just three days after she was born at Queen’s Hospital, Romford in Essex, her mother Onyi Chiedozie said.The 20-year-old, who is using a combination of breast and bottle feeding, said doctors and nurses were stunned by the baby’s ability to master her strong grip so soon after she was born.
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Felix Dawkins
↳ and his bitchfucker face
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Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
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do you ever stop to take a selfie and think, “which filter will make dad come back?”
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