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azover · 2 hours
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Pedro Pascal está bueno pero es un típico profesor de humanidades con 2 hijos, hay uno en cada parada de colectivo (porque los profesores de humanidades no pueden comprarse un auto). Oscar Isaac también está bueno pero tiene mucha pinta de cogerman de instagram, o sea te trataría bien pero es medio sobrador. El Chino Darín si es un tipo inolvidable, se me hace que si lo cruzaran en la calle o tomara un café con él o más, me quedaría obsesionado como Borges y el Zahir.
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azover · 2 hours
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i love going back to the roblox oof video at occasional intervals to scroll the comments section and get the latest tommy tallarico news. the latest includes:
he didnt work on any of sonic and the black knight's music, it was jun senoue rearranging some songs that one of tommy's employees wrote for other games previously. in even his most recent 'verified' video game composition credit is him just stealing credit as per usual
he didnt work on any of earthworm jim's music, that was mark miller, he just replaced mark's name with his own in the credits on later special edition releases
he recently was found to be selling off sheet music a composer (laura intravia) made for video games live to other orchestra shows with no permission given without ever having consulted her, so safe to say he is still managing to make money stealing other peoples' compositional work
he doesnt play his guitar at vglive shows, its unplugged and he's miming playing over other peoples' recordings
he never drove a lambo, the car shown in his house tour video was a pontiac fiero with a shitty lambo body kit
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azover · 7 hours
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azover · 7 hours
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It's the oppression olympics of it all
I think some Usamericans here actually don't know than in most of the world asking "what race are you", especially to a stranger, is considered rude, intrusive, and well, racist.
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azover · 7 hours
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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod
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azover · 7 hours
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I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon
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azover · 7 hours
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azover · 7 hours
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Burger break
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azover · 7 hours
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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.
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azover · 7 hours
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So I have to travel to go to the hospital for an appointment on the 29th but I feel like absolute shit and don't wanna go. If I don't I'll regret it. I want to disappear. I'm a failure but part of my mental health problems will HOPEFULLY get better after I start w T. I might never start. They might not let me start. My family is worried, I feel like they hate me. I dont know if I push people away or if they just leave me behind. No one cares. Someone cares. I want to scream and die.
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azover · 7 hours
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i think one of my biggest annoyances when it comes to media "critique" is when a work leaves smth intentionally ambiguous or unclear and everyone is like, "um its a major plothole that they didnt fully explain [thing]. they didnt tell us exactly what [thing] meant and it was confusing"
as if smth being confusing is inherently bad. sometimes u will be asked to think abt smth presented in a work and to come up w/ ur own interpretation. the work not spelling everything out for you isnt a failure on the works part, and not understanding smth instantly isnt a failure on ur part either. instead of being like, "that was confusing, so the work is bad"
it might be better to ask, "did i miss something? what was the point of leaving this ambiguous? how did leaving this up to interpretation serve the work's purpose?"
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azover · 7 hours
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Based on a dream i had last night about a haunted house screaming at me to stay.
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azover · 7 hours
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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azover · 7 hours
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I just want to remind everyone that is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.
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azover · 7 hours
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azover · 8 hours
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Look I can tolerate people making fun of my art but not before they let me know it serves cunt. Because it does. And they should say it. Don't talk shit to me I will end you
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azover · 8 hours
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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
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