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it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.
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i hate when the people i want live 6000 miles away
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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will
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Get you a girl who’s down for 4am MARIO kart races
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feeling too much is going to be the death of me
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send a 🫡 if you’ve jerked off thinking about me today (or any day)
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subs with voice kink be like "your voice is cute" but their minds are full of thoughts about being degraded and instructed how to masturbate.
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pervert but in a romantic way
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i think that friend sex should be more normalized. If you’ve had a bad day let me eat you out or cum inside you platonically ofc <3
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أثْمَلتُها بِقبلاتي
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This boomer comic incinerated every “I hate my wife” comic instantly
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