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catmcgee · 6 years
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literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!
me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!
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I AM SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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(If I knew then, what I know now…)
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Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton
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catmcgee · 6 years
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i won’t say (i’m in love) from hercules (1997) still absolutely goes… so hard
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catmcgee · 6 years
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me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]
my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 
me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”
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the death of bachelor tour — 2017
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catmcgee · 6 years
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Me as a kid: *blowing bubbles*
Me as an adult: *blowing boys*
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catmcgee · 6 years
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i love hanging out with girls who are also trainwrecks bc i can like vomit all over the side of a car and theyre like We’ve all been there :)
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catmcgee · 6 years
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Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit
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catmcgee · 6 years
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Bae: *with her tiddys out* Ugh I’m so glad I’m home. Work was so rough today. So this bitch Stacy …
Me:
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“General.”
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