me, living my life: chaotic stupid

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⌚ - Does your muse worry about time?

She didn’t use to, she always thought she was invincible for some reason, always telling people (and herself) that they had their entire lives ahead of them. Losing Elijah, however, made her realize that life is indeed short and tomorrow isn’t promised. So now, she does worry about time, never feeling like she’s got enough time to do all the things she wants to.

❅ - Favorite time of the year?

Catriona adores winter. She loves cuddling up inside under a heated blanket (alternatively ten regular blankets) with a book and wasting her day away. She’s also someone who just doesn’t do well in warm weather, absolutely hates it. Catch her being the one sitting with a hoodie at the beach to hide away from the sun.

✿ - Does your muse like nature in general?

She likes nature, nature just doesn’t seem to like her. Every time she’s ventured out on a hike or, god forbid, gone camping, something has gone terribly, terribly wrong. One could argue that was all because of poor planning on her part, but she’d argue it was nature telling her to stay inside.

Location: King’s Head. Time: Evening. Status: Closed. / @rupcrt​ ( from this starter meme )

"Is there anything better than pussy? Yes! A really good book."

The words were unexpected, to say the least, like Rupert was answering a question that hadn’t been asked and it caught Catriona completely off guard. Mid-sip, the words spoken had an annoyingly loud laugh escape from deep within her, spitting out what was in her mouth and covering the small table in alcohol. She had to set the drink down to avoid spilling any more, quickly grabbing a couple of napkins to wipe at her mouth while trying to contain the laughter that still spilled from her. It was moments like these that had her truly valuing her friendship with the other, the comments from him that no one else would even dare think of, let alone speak out loud.

“The fact that you didn’t say ‘yes, a really good dick’ instead of book, just speaks volumes,” she finally manages to get out, hands patting away with napkins at the table to clean up the mess she’d made. “Why are you even thinking of pussy right now, Roo?”

Headcanon Meme

❤ - What does your muse look forward to in their soulmate? ❥ - How often/easily does your muse get heartbroken? ❣ - What calms your muse down? ღ - Sexuality? ⌚ - Does your muse worry about time? ❅ - Favorite time of the year? ✿ - Does your muse like nature in general? ✞ - Does your muse have any kind of religion? ✍ - Can your muse write? How well? ✎ - Can your muse draw? How well? ☁ - What kind of weather does your muse consider the best? ツ - Can your muse speak any other language other than their main one? ∞ - Does your muse believe in the afterlife? ✺ - Something your muse finds pretty ✆ - What is your muse’s phone gallery filled with? ❦ - What is your muse’s favorite fruit? ❧ - What is your muse’s favorite kind of food? ‽ - Something your muse has problems understanding ☺ - Something that makes your muse happy ☹ - Something that makes your muse sad/upset ✉ - How often does your muse text? ⌨ - How often does your muse use the computer? ♫ - What is your muse’s taste in music? ♯ - Something that gets your muse angry ⋆ - Your muse’s future dream and why ☮ - How much your muse worries about appearance

saoirse ronan by karayoshitobua and hairbyadir

@rupcrt

me comforting a friend:

Saoirse Ronan at the Golden Globes 2020

*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

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Saoirse Ronan for The Sunday Times Style

willwolfie:

Rare to find Wolfie in a state of just bliss enough relaxation to catch him off-guard, Cat’s place seemed to do the trick almost as well as his own. Maybe those were just the only places that lent themselves for these kinds of things, though. Where else would he indulge in A Nightmare on Elm Street, only to be distracted by a conversation about ghosts of all things? “Huh.”, he made in a mock decision to sound surprised at her words, choosing to, too, abandon the storyline of the movie to prop himself up from his slouch to turn at least his upper body toward her. “When exactly did you decide that you didn’t wanna be the sensible one in this relationship again?” He laughed lightly, but the question held up at so many levels. Who was it that opposed to his kind of fun more times than not again? “The only thing we’d find is vagrants and literal rats because ghosts do not exist in the real world, Kit.”

It was obvious Catriona had spent hours every night before bed watching Top Five Scary Ghosts Caught On Camera and videos like it for the past week, clearly building a desire to find some scary stuff herself. Granted, it could all be fake and most likely was, or a trick of the light, or a well-placed shadow, but she was intrigued, nonetheless. “Isn’t it sensible to try to find out if there’s an after life after all?” She countered, perhaps a little too fast like she’d been sitting on the answer for far too long. The words that followed had her letting out an annoyed groan though, her head falling back against the back of the couch but she kept her gaze on him. “Or,” she began, eyes narrowing in suspense before she continued, “we could find an actual ghost that will attach to either one of us and haunt us for the rest of our lives, or until we find someone to perform an exorcist.” Okay, she was getting ahead of herself a little. “C’mon, Wolfie, who are you to say no to some fun like this?”

“𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥. 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺? 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵. - 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦? - 𝘐 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚 .”

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