god's toughest battle is achieving an orgasm on a 150mg dose of spiro
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"Clouded leopards have the longest canine teeth relative to their body size of any cat species. Their canines can reach two inches (four cm) or longer."
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I have a new plan...
>be born
>try to be a "good person"
>morality is determined by social actors with their own motivations and access to power
>goodness is merely a shifting social approximation with no precise center or meaning
>still try to be a "good person"
>get punished anyways
>die
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Proudly women-owned 💙
i mean sure man whatever. the stationary store has fucking pronouns
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i mean sure man whatever. the stationary store has fucking pronouns
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pls ignore my issues and have sex with me
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seeing ppl with bigger boobs than me saying they have small boobs. please I have so little.
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hmm thinking abt those "prank" pregnancy tests that always return a positive result... do transfem bottoms know about these?
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I kinda want to put heart stickers all over my body and then go sunbathe at a nude beach
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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to cis people but having to self identify to other queer people because they weren't even sure if you're an ally
gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else
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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
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