Just bought a live butterfly off alibaba and I made it fly back to wherever its green ass came from

Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

It would be so cool if in season 4 of breaking bad they just decided to give Hank giant bat wings and he can fly above All the other characters and become a supremely powerful DEA agent

New macklemore “thrift store 2”

In the thrift shop at the hospital Found some clothes they dont need anymore Put the coat on and gain their memories

i like that the name nuzlocke stuck. like the original thing was just called hard mode but it featured a nuzleaf named after locke from lost and to this day its still called a nuzlocke. theres even variations like wonderlocke. like the locke part became a suffix. i like that. i really like how words happen

list of fake parody media that has escaped the fictional world and entered our reality:

american dad

granblue fantasy

the marvels

pal World

hamilton

lies of P

madame web

valorant

the good doctor

the blackberry movie

bluey

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personally if i’m out walking and smell laundry or someone else’s cooking or campfire i immediately get hit with a wave of nearly overwhelming comfort. on account of the joie de vivre

Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

Muslims misreading the Barbie posters might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today

Q: How many alive and walking soda cups does it take to chage a lightbulb

A: 4 , caus they're Soda-amn Good at it that itr only takes 4

The U.S. will use its veto power against a Palestinian bid to be recognized as a member state of the United Nations during a vote at the Security Council expected to take place Thursday evening. Vedant Patel, principal deputy spokesperson for the State Department, described as premature an effort by the Palestinian Authority (PA) to gain member status at the U.N. He said there was not unanimity among the Security Council’s 15 members that the Palestinian Authority had met the criteria for membership, with unresolved questions over the governance of the Gaza Strip, where Israel is in a war to defeat and eliminate the controlling power, Hamas. “And for that reason, the United States is voting no on this proposed Security Council resolution,” Patel said.

Earlier it was revealed that the United States was secretly pressuring other members of the Security Council to shoot down a Palestinian state membership so the US wouldn't have to use its veto as that would lead to a wave of local and international criticism for Joe Biden.