a potent mixture of foam, artificial fur, yarn, scrap cotton fabric, and superglue.
call me django or djo. they/them. adult.
die hard muppet fan.
i typically post whatever i feel like but expect muppets and utdr as a constant. [Profile pic ID: Dr. Teeth dressed like a psychic with a crystal ball.] [Banner ID: A selfie of Walter smiling. Other muppets can be seen in the background talking around a table.]
I just don't know where else they think the presents could come from. the parents theory doesn't make sense if you apply even a little bit of scrutiny because mom and dad are asleep at night
[ID: A digital sketch of flowey and papyrus with thin lines. Flowey says "It was just so... comforting?... to know that everyone was only a pawn in my game." Papyrus responds "HAVE YOU TRIED THE SIMS" End ID]
my prey animal skills are being wasted in a human life. im so good at staring blankly and getting really scared of noises and motions and sprinting towards safe locations