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The thought that Brucie Wayne and Batman being two completely separate entities that Bruce can code switch between has consumed me especially with the idea that he mixes the two together on occasion to fuck with people
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*Batman and Superman searching a dressing room*
Superman: What about this thing, it looks suspicious?
Batman *full Batman voice*: That’s an eyelash curler darling
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*OG JLA revealing identities to newbies*
Green Arrow: Your turn Bats, who are you?
Batman having decided to fuck with him walking up to him cocking his hip putting one hand on his chest and in full Brucie Wayne mode: C’mon Ollie-Dollie you know who I am. We dated 💕
Green Arrow (internally): Modem noise
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Recently revealed identities with Clark and Brucie being at the same party
Brucie: oh howdy 🤠 cowboy, fancy meeting you at this shindig
Clark *flustered* (internally): he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman…
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*Bruce getting a call during a JLA meeting*
Brucie: Oh! hello dear, yes of course I’m coming to your party I’ll see you later 😘
Batman: Our security measures need to be increased due to the number of criminals currently attempting to follow heroes to their base of operations
JLA *experiencing whiplash*: what.
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*undercover Brucie and members of the JLA at a party*
Bruce *pretending to be drunk wandering over to the flash*: excuse moi but can I get your attention for just a momento😊
Flash *completely disconnecting Bruce and bats*: yeah uh sure sir are you alright
Batman *quiet but deep Batman voice*: there’s an assassin in the rafters
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Dick: “I’m not his real kid. I’m the only one he didn’t adopt.”
Jason: “I’m not his real kid. He didn’t avenge me, he doesn’t really love me.”
Tim: “I’m not his real kid. I forced my way into this family when he was grieving his actual son, he never wanted me.”
Damian: “I might be the blood son, but I’m not his real kid. I’m the only one he didn’t choose.
Duke: “I’m not his real kid. I’m the odd one out in this family, and technically I still have my parents.
Stephanie: “…”
Stephanie: “Every day I thank God I’m not his real kid.”
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........................so is now a good time to talk about how Bruce Wayne being a trans man would fix a lot of the narrative issues with the batfam
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if i had to pick a vilgante city to be in, i’d rather it be star city over gotham because not only do the bats have awful villians, the entire damn city gets involved in their family drama. imagine ur trying to sleep and fucking batman and red hood are screaming on the roof about the joker. or like one of the robins is having temper tantrum. or fucking batman is making out with a rogue. the arrows at least arent completely nocturnal.
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had this vision of Batman full-naming his kids, but he has to preserve the secret identities
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everyone’s comfort characters are either gay, mass murderers, mentally unstable or just straight up dead or all of these
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everyone’s comfort characters are either gay, mass murderers, mentally unstable or just straight up dead or all of these
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everyone’s comfort characters are either gay, mass murderers, mentally unstable or just straight up dead or all of these
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had this vision of Batman full-naming his kids, but he has to preserve the secret identities
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thinking about how we could have had cassie and tim meeting as kids because of their parents being in archeology... life is so unfair
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Flirting with your wife on public social media may be a bad idea, mostly because everyone will misinterpret your inside jokes and sense of humour.
[Image IDs in alt text!]
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id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !
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I think dc should just completely drop Joker from any and all comics, never address it until like two years down the line a character points it out and it goes:
Dick: hey Joker has been… really quiet lately. Has anyone checked on that?
Tim: yeah, no
Dick: ??? Do you at least know? Where he is??
Tim: sure, bottom of the river.
Dick: come again?
Tim: bottom of the river Dickie what’s not clicking?
Dick: ???
Tim: yeah my money’s on Harley but Damian thinks it might have Crane. You know how he gets.
Dick: …
Dick: does Bruce know?
Tim: yes? Why do you think he keeps getting us cupcakes every June 16??
Dick:
Tim: he thinks Ivy did it by the way
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Bruce being a dad and telling Damian to mind where he steps while out on patrol (especially with snow on the roofs) and Damian being a ten year old boy and also not knowing what paternal concern and fussing looks like and being like “I KNOW”
eventually getting more and more frustrated that when Bruce grabs his arm to steady him, he just ends up shouting in his shrieky-boy-voice all the missions he’s fulfilled and all the monsters he’s killed and all the places he’s climbed with NO HELP and “i bet you haven’t done THAT, Father!”
Bruce, looking down at him with an imperceptible expression that Damian can’t decide is angry or sad, who says, rather softly, “No, son. I haven’t.”
Damian yanks his arm away and nods as if that settles it, and goes to stomp down the ladder until Bruce can’t help himself, imagining a little accident that could end in a big injury and is like “it’s slippery so watch your step” and Damian is like
*sharp inhale* *pterodactyl screaming*
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We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.
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