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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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Donald Callahan, bisexual disaster alcoholic ex-ex-priest who only realised he was bi in his later years, my beloved
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Broke:
Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.
Woke:
Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.
So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.
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ah yes Mexico, or as I like to call it, the United Mexican States
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being a man named Guy is so funny to me i'm sorry. like your parents took one look at you fresh out of the womb and were like "yeah he sure is"
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it's cute really, how excited humans get when the sky blinks
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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Don Callahan and Lupe Delgado, where they met as volunteers at the homeless shelter.
This pic is from where I managed to become superinvested in a relatively minor pairing that happened in the whole “hi, I wandered over to this series from salem’s lot” arc, from Wolves of the Calla. Hilariously, it’s one of my favorite drawings from that whole era of my life.
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christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene
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I love her
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