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cannedbeefaroni · 3 hours
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one thing about wolverine is that he's every fucking thing and just a little more. he sold his sold his soul but dont you dare call him a whore. and when he sucks you off not a drop will go to waste-
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cannedbeefaroni · 4 hours
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Lemon on the chain with the v cut. Yeah 😎
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cannedbeefaroni · 8 hours
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the shanerrrrrr
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cannedbeefaroni · 1 day
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I’m a big fan of codependency to the extent of illness, especially when it’s unrequited. I need a character screaming and crying over someone who will never love them back. I need them to become the worst version of themself because of it.
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cannedbeefaroni · 2 days
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cannedbeefaroni · 2 days
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cannedbeefaroni · 3 days
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Me: wow this stardew valley game sure is therapeutic. I feel so calm.
Shane. I’m going to kill myself. Sorry didn’t mean to say that.
Pam: cheers I’ll drink to that brother
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cannedbeefaroni · 3 days
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Little black squash balls, Walter. This lab is where you will create little black squash balls.
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cannedbeefaroni · 4 days
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thank u for the visual. i wanted to draw it
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CAT SCRATCH ATTACK
Guys you don’t get it. Wolverine is 5’3. But he can be big sometimes. He can be big or small. He can be pocket sized for your convenience. He’s a slut. He likes fishing. he ripped the sleeves off his hero suit to show off his hairy biceps. He missed his friend’s wedding because he had to spend several hours locked up pretending to kill her husband so he wouldn’t kill people in real life. He’s everyone’s cool older brother. He sniffs things and growls like a dog. You can throw him 500 feet in the air. He’s 300 lbs. the government uses his body as a playground for unethical human experimentation.
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cannedbeefaroni · 4 days
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Paul Dano as Pierre Bezukhov in War & Peace (2016)
(1x02)
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cannedbeefaroni · 5 days
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decided to put all my saved pics of Nightcrawler to good use
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cannedbeefaroni · 5 days
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when i see hugh jackman in that comic accurate wolverine suit im gonn a cum im afraid
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cannedbeefaroni · 5 days
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Going insane about kicked dog with rabies type characters
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cannedbeefaroni · 6 days
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cannedbeefaroni · 6 days
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being a hater is good and fun and comes free with being a lover but it's also good to practice being an idgafer. sometimes things are just meant to bait you and/or not worth blowing up your whole day over. don't forget that.
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cannedbeefaroni · 7 days
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every time i see someone talking about "dead eyes" being attractive i assume they're talking about lazy eye. eyes like a dead fish yknow
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cannedbeefaroni · 7 days
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Everything I write about the riddler is a cry for help
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