@bread-of-death
sometimes you jus gotta 🍞🥖🥐🥞🍞🥖🥐🥞🥖🍞🥐🥞🍮🥖🍞🥞🍮🥐🍞🥖🍮🍯🥐🍞🥖🥞🥐🍯🥖🍞🍮🥞🍯🥐🥖
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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
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Reblog if you can hear this image I'm trying to see something
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[ID: a drawing of a cat walking away from a person but one of her front claws is stuck to the person's shirt, so her arm is pulled under her body as she leaves. the person, looking frustrated, says "gertrude" as they try to grab the cat.]
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i think i hear an ant outside
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@libelelle
My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
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If you’re an American when you walk in the bathroom, and an American when you walk out of the bathroom, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?
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European.
(By the way Jeff I promise this joke is a lot funnier if you read it out loud.)
Solid!
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pls reblog for sample size etc
follow for more occasional useless polls :)
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RB for big orchestra
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When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
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via @indiarosecrawford
𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ
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@rob-thedairyqueen
I love pacing who invented pacing can i thank them
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hey i’m nosy
there’s uuuuh obviously a lot i could’ve listed, so pick whichever category’s closest
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The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️
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@libelelle
I'm reposting some of the things I made this past year that I'm proudest of. Here's an impassioned defense of Canada Geese.
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@libelelle
We have a bird playing on our skylight window.
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