every other day i must drag my body past these horrifying fruit effigies the next door produce shop has put up in an effort to deter the harvest god from taking back the seasons fruit. again and again i must look into their wild eyes, see their many gnashing teeth and shudder - the apples inside remains fresh and crisp, but at what cost

Vintage Titanic Photos

I have a conspiracy theory

The reason why Cailou is bald, cause he is such a bad son to his parents. The parents only take his sh*t to begin with cause they get back at him by putting hair removal into his shampoo.

In a digital literacy class I took my class had a substitute for a day. I remember she called a kid over to her table and I overheard a bit of their conversation.

Substitute: Ohh that’s a dirty job

Student: I want a dirty job

Substitute: I think animals are your thing

Me this Halloween

Awesome cosplay by @beebinch

Looking for a relationship when you’re feeling lonely is much like going food shopping when you’re starving hungry, you’ll only end up bringing home shit

I overheard a question in my class asked by my sisters friend. She was completely serious when this was asked....

She asked her friend “Hey do you know that one artist who cut off his ear? Wasn’t it Edgar Allen Poe?”