Scariest notification I can open my phone to

Fred Hampton Jr visiting his father on Father’s Day…his grave is annually shot by local police

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

How much longer is Markiplier going to last?

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke

i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

Minecraft is adding new capes

You can get them by watching streams of select Minecraft streamers on TikTok and Twitch. The Twitch one is available on May 15-31, the Tiktok one is said to become available "starting May 18". You get the Twicth cape by watching 15 minutes or more of a stream that is eligible. The glitch masks is obtained by subbing (or gifting) to the streamer. You will be able to redeem them (if you got them) until June 18 for the TikTok one and June 30 for the Twitch ones.

These are only for Bedrock, but apparently will be available on Java on July 8th. Check your block guys on twitch to see if they have drops on (Seapeekay is streaming rn as of the time of writing this, and he has drops on!)

from what i understand, once you've fulfiled the requirements, you will get an email with a code that you have to redeem on the Minecraft website.

I can't say more on the TikTok one since 1) im not on TikTok and 2) it's not out yet. But I will update once I find anything (i also want it and will be making a throwaway acc on an emulator ^^;)

my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

Since you guys like my male name list, here are some vintage girl’s names from old historic documents, recently updated:

(Sorry I listed the name origin/individual’s place of birth on some and not others.)

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

Dog Date