THE SASS

aita for stealing my ex boyfriends hand after it was cut off and keeping it in a jar at my workplace so that i can know when he's in the area

I dunno maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands

aita for stealing my ex boyfriends hand after it was cut off and keeping it in a jar at my workplace so that i can know when he's in the area

By the way, nine and martha could have been what ten and donna ended up being

“I will keep her safe. I promise.”

Me, a veteran, leaning back in my seat with a casual sip of my drink: yep, she’s fucked

doctor: I AM THE MAN WHO NEVER WOULD martha: didn't you kill your entire planet? doctor: yeah, but doctor: i didn't use a gun

I love how 10 was the doctor who was most inclined to going on about his past companions and they say this:

We all know how never shut up about Rose to Martha and even mentioned Martha quite a bit to Donna when she wasn’t around (despite her turning up for quite a few episodes in season 3)

Reblog if Paul McGann

broke: 13 is the only female doctor

woke: any of the other doctors can be girls if you want them to be

I’ve always said that Utopia is the horniest DW episode everyone is horns for each other it could rival a torch wood ep. For one, Jack is there, the doctor wanted to bone professor Yana, the doctor wants to bone jack, Martha wants to bone the doctor and jack a little bit, Chantho wants to bone Yana, jack wants to bone at least 4 people. And 10 was fruity af here

I don't care what you say about the 60th anniversary specials. David Tennant's Doctor has never been fruitier than whatever the hell he was doing in Utopia. The way he looks at Professor Yana? Whatever the hell kind of vibes he was putting off in his conversation with Jack in the radiation chamber? Ignoring the two people who currently fancy you in exchange for looking near-worshipfully at your evil ex in human form because he embodies hope? Telling your other ex that you can't stand to look at him because he's wrong yet being more honest with him than you have anyone else for a long, long time? Unhinged queer icon. Who needs healthy admissions of feeling when you have whatever the hell kind of subtext-rising-to-text these two moments are conveying