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I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.
I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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just me and my friend being silly about jevil :P
bro we are on CRACK
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[Text: This system won’t always clarify who’s fronting, but doesn’t mind being asked.]
Like/Reblog if you save or use
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Watch: George Carlin spoke the truth about pro-lifers in 1996 — and it’s still being proven today.
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Reblog if your blog is NOT a safe space
RADIATION POISONING
if terfs touch this post, one billion roentgen
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hey guys it took me 6 whole ass years to be able to handle learning about my headspace and 5 years of intensive around the clock therapy to handle learning about my parts . so perhaps consider your not faking for not knowing every thing . maybe believe if DID/OSDD is hard on others its hard on you. idk wild thought i can wait
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on identity, healing the inner child, fursonas, and cringe culture
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the funny
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Daily Neuro-Divergent Character #9
Nico Di Angelo!
From Percy Jackson!
Nico canonically has ADHD and Dyslexia, and he has Autism in our hearts!!! (Headcanon)
Requested by @dirtbagattack!
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Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?
Genie: um
Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.
Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....
Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.
Genie, just staring at me
Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.
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MISSION: Be Normal About That Thing
STATUS: [FAILED]
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come on down and try some corn
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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