goodbye 2012, hello 2013!
my favourite parts of 2012 were eating mcdonalds nearly every day, going to the twiathlon, and seeing dan turn into the beautiful milky sloth he was destined to be... it's been an incredible year and i just want to take a moment thank myself for making it happen.
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today at work a young hispanic man was having trouble with the bottle machine he was using so i stayed outside with him to help unjam it and help with the bottles and when he was done a bunch of gangsters showed up who knew him apparently and he shook my hand and they were all like ”eeyy you alright man you alright. you ever need anyting you let us know aint nobody gun fuck wit you” and then they taught me this intricate handshake and thats how i accidentally joined a mexican gang
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THANK YOU SANTA!
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i made a new friend on the plane
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
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Bulldogs at the second work Xmas party! Weeeeeeee!
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sad news.
after another trip to A&E i have come to the decision i can't drink alcohol any more. poorly heart doesn't like alcohol apparently. i will cherish all the drunken moments i can remember and i will never forget how much i love whiskey. i love you whiskey. it's not you, it's me. no, i didn't want it to end like this either. always know i loved you so much, and i still love you now. no, we can't try work things out, we have to be apart, it's for the best. i'm insane.
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BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAMERRYCHRISTMASSSSAAAAAAAHAHAH
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christmas party ready!
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lolwatisit.
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Work is not ready for me today!
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Working hard
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Just had a prank call from a blocked number.. They were after Craig David or Daniel Bedingfield...
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Weapon
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Stupid middle name...
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Best hangover cure.
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Christmas Pug!
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