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I don't bite, but I do tell awful puns. Ask me about Biology, History, Transformers, or Bionicle.
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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
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How do you politely tell someone "your wall of text fic is illegible"
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Cody, sliding a piece of flimsi across Obi-Wan's desk during Mandated Paperwork Time: "Sign here, here, here and initial here, sir."
Obi-Wan: *does so without opening his eyes because Mandated Paperwork Time has been happening for three hours*
Cody, leaving the room with the signed documents: "Thank you, sir. Mandated paperwork time is now over; you can go to sleep now."
Obi-Wan, punch-drunk on sleep deprivation: "Okay, night-night."
~12 hours later, during a holomeeting with the council~
Mace: "And now for our last order of business: Obi-Wan, would you care to explain to the rest of the council why we received a copy of your writ of marriage to Commander Cody, retroactive to the beginning of the war?"
Obi-Wan: *record-scratch*
Yoda, a Known Shit-Stirrer: "Invited to the ceremony, I wish to have been."
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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”
And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”
“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”
Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.
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100,000 and change.
Awful yet amusing thought.
Takua encounters a Bohrok-Kal.
The Bohrok is just staring him down, and then, it just shakes its head and walks away.
Takua's just relieved, while the Bohrok-Kal has an uncomfortable sense of Deja vu.
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Oh you sweet summer child
Awful yet amusing thought.
Takua encounters a Bohrok-Kal.
The Bohrok is just staring him down, and then, it just shakes its head and walks away.
Takua's just relieved, while the Bohrok-Kal has an uncomfortable sense of Deja vu.
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This story went and said the woman is 5'1" (155cm) and then referenced her "long legs" in the next sentence. How you gonna have long legs if you're only 5'1"? Is she just legs and a head?
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Blackthorne really needs to stick to the things he does best, like piloting ships and saving Toranaga's life, as opposed to things he's terrible at, like food preparation and hosting dinner parties.
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