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you be the sunshine and it's alright now
ash | 30's | queer | gender wizard | i like big robots and i cannot lie | they/he/she
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when I see something dated 2019 I think โoh thatโs not too long agoโ and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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I call this one "what if salmon just kept getting worse"
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reblog for sample size !!
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I do this. This is Final Pam. You remember how your backyard barbecue go, the Smiths. Pretty good it doesnโt seem. Haha, I tell little joke.
NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM!
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*old southern cowboy drawl* listen, pardner. this bed IS big enough for the both of us so come cuddle already
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this constant discrimination against us sex-havers needs to stop. you throw condoms at me and go "hey wetdick!" "bet you got some today wetdick!" "don't leave it in there too long it'll get pruned!" am i not a human being. if you cut me do i not bleed
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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?
The Courier :
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