imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.

and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.

and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.

frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.

yes percy, critical thinking skills

hades: okeedokie

just so everyone knows i will need 3-5 business days to recover from the crusty waterbed scene, starting the second that walkerpercy decapitates a full grown man laying on a waterbed

does anyone have that tiktok saved that was from early 2020’s? It was a rewritten version of that funny feeling and by blakeyrouse and it was so special to me. at one point i knew that version better than bo’s original. i tried to find it myself after it disappeared from my saved videos in tiktok but i’m resorting to this. most memorable lines for me were

eating in the parking lot, just before they close

and

mom i’m feeling nervous, zero purpose, cap and gown

there also may have been lines about front porches and kissing your partner through the phone, but before everyone took their versions down i had quite a few saved and on repeat so i’m not super confident.

anyway, if you can help me pls do if not you’re okay and you can ignore this

they ate and mamabirded the confidence to each other before getting in that crusty ass truck

annabeth “no fear in the face of the war god, in fact i’m going to verbally eviscerate him” chase, percy “fuck around and find out, i dare you ares” jackson, and grover “thanks for the emotional abuse!” underwood

those kids had him fucked UP, they ate i fear

Percy sitting on the throne felt like it was calling foreword in the series to botl and hoo where they mention midas and in tlo when percy sits on Poseidons throne. this series is sick and twisted like why am i making connections and using my brain more than when I took AP lit

Grover and Ares having a therapy session and grover getting into Ares’ head with the forgettable mellow battles is something that was so out of the blue to me but also so incredibly necessary

PERCY AND ANNABETH MOVIE DATE! oh my goodness they are setting up their little movie date :)

Ares saying something parallel to what Percy said about Annabeth being able to push him to down the stairs if the time came! AND THE TIME COMING LATER IN THE EPISODE! AND HE GOVES HER RIPTIDE COMPLETELY CAPPED TO PROVE THERE ISNT A TRICK THIS TIME!

i love the way percy got annabeth out of the fight, it was just so them. the look of acceptance and trust in her eyes as they passed the baton, the way he readied himself to sacrifice himself for them, the shock when she realized someone cared about her enough to lose their life so long as she can live hers. it was so them in the way that their first kiss was so them, the same as their sharing the weight of the world was so them, the way that her taking the knife meant for his lower back was so them. they are always dancing around one another, showing their love for one another by putting their own lives in the line. they have a very reciprocal kind of love, the kind that feels like each time they care for one another is them getting back at the other person for caring about them the time before.

I feared the day I would look upon lin manuel mirandas face and now that the day has come I fear it was warranted

the entire episode went by and there was nary a poodle to say hello to :(

PERCY TRUSTING MEDUSA BECAUSE IF HIS MOM

these levels of mama’s boy are unprecedented

“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

Hold fast. Brave the storm

rereading SoN and all I can think after reading this is that frank could see shrimp colors FRANK COULD SEE SHRIMP COLORS