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bugwishestobehuman · 2 days
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My like 5th fictional husband ong
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Leon in Resident Evil: Vendetta (2017)
Requested by anonymous.
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bugwishestobehuman · 4 days
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I think you meant me pookie
So, I went to go take this shot of Leon looking like a smug asshole:
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And then I started playing with the camera a little bit
and I realized
Look at how fucking far Leon is manspreading in this scene:
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So I had to go compare it to the other times we see him sitting down (jet ski not withstanding because the seat dictates his position), and:
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Jesus Christ, Leon. Need to accommodate your massive balls, or what?
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bugwishestobehuman · 5 days
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Read all that laughing, then read that comment and laughed some more 💀
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bugwishestobehuman · 5 days
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Please someone write more x reader fics for my man ryuji suguro from blue exorcist, or just more blue exorcist fanfics in general. I need more of my husband 😭
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bugwishestobehuman · 5 days
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"Hey, have you seen my brother?" - Yukio's last words, probably
Twitter raffle prize for @/_Nat86 of a redraw of that one frat house photo but with the exwires.
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bugwishestobehuman · 5 days
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:3
you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
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bugwishestobehuman · 11 days
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bugwishestobehuman · 12 days
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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes
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bugwishestobehuman · 29 days
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Bros almost done waiting
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bugwishestobehuman · 1 month
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I wish to one day be lucky enough to get UWU-ified 😔
a beautiful american woman curling up in bed with a hamburger bun pillow + slice of cheese blanket
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bugwishestobehuman · 1 month
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I love how in all the “The bride and the ugly ass groom” posts 9 times out of 10 shining armor looks like he’d shake and pee himself out of excitement whenever cadence gets home or smth.
Like how chihuahuas and other small dogs will get really excited to see you and be basically vibrating they’re so excited and they tinkle a lil bc they’re so happy
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bugwishestobehuman · 1 month
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OMG HES SO SCRUNKELY 😭
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i couldn't resist redrawing that one picture.....
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bugwishestobehuman · 1 month
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You’re gae
Love you
Nuh uh
I love you too pookie bear
(Platonically)
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bugwishestobehuman · 1 month
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Work smarter not harder I suppose
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bugwishestobehuman · 1 month
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I present to you-
*drumroll*
Bong Pony
(Aka Mary Jane)
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bugwishestobehuman · 1 month
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The bride and the ugly ass groom
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bugwishestobehuman · 1 month
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When your ex claims to think your beautiful everyday but then when you split suddenly they tell your friends you’re the ugliest person alive:
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(Edit: Tbf after we split I did realize they was kinda ugly, but that’s prolly just bc after I see someone as a ugly person personality wise I see them ugly looks wise too)
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