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the seven part 2 when
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now I want to sell my house and set fire to all my clothes and hire a priest to come and exorcise my demons!!! even if I die screaming!!!! AND I HOPE YOU HEAR IT!!!!!
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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight
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yolanda badgood and lucy frostblade being cursed to wander a hell like afterlife because they refused to abandon their gods..... kristen saving them by refusing to abandon hers..... oh i love them all so much......
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adaine really said L + ratio + kill your parents about it
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oh my god you mad because you boring
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Okay, this is driving me up the wall someone help me please
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Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there
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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…
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WIZARD COUNCIL 2024 BANNED SPELL LIST
Greater Breakfast Storm
Menthol Torrent
Fireball By Mail
Taylor's Swift Execution
Duplicate Crying Fire Skull
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i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough
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the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.
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in the game changer studios straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well lets just say the wenis
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hey sorry we put your players in a time loop. yeah they can only win by learning, and they can only learn by playing. yeah grant o’brien is carboloading next to their podiums. yeah they know that x equals 8 so y must equal 6. no they can’t use the ladder. yeah now they’re doing the wenis. sorry.
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