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tarot/oracle spread: for finding your twin flame

[image description: the words ‘twin flame’ are written in bright orange at the top of the image, on a black background. there are eight different-coloured rectangles, spaces for tarot cards, arranged in a flame shape - three in one row at the bottom, two in the next row up (evenly spaced between the three), two in the row above that as well, and one on the very top. the three on the bottom are, left to right, pale green, pale blue, and pale green again, and they are labelled “them”, “wall” and “you”. the two on the next row are dark red, and they are labelled “ready for you” and “ready for them”. the two on the next row up are bright orange, and they are labelled “coming to you” and “coming to them”. the one on the very top is bright yellow, and labelled “united”. two small, orange circles are evenly spaced on either side of the flame shape that the spaces for the cards make. the creator’s tumblr url (peiskos-witch.tumblr.com) is in orange text, directly below the words ‘twin flame’. end image description.] 

look i’m gonna be honest - i’ve never done much research into the ‘twin flame’ thing. i dunno if it’s a ‘soulmate’ kind of deal, if each person has only one, or what. what i do know is that someone wanted a spread to help them find theirs.

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