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Mid-20s. They/them. Mostly here for gay shit, as you will gather.
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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
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Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:
Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.
How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.
I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.
I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.
You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.
Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.
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i’m in career turmoil because:
i’m ending a program that i likely will not pursue a career in
the general state of the economy and job market
*gestures at the geopolitics of the world*
i don’t believe in or value corporate culture/inane capitalist jobs
SO. 🫵🏻 you! tell me if you like your job & what you do for work in the tags
#yes#i work on sound for movies and tv so.#still having a hard time rn but nonetheless spoiled#occasional 16 hr days but they’re fun and irregular
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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!
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Project 2025
If this sounds bad to you, please remember to vote Democrat up and down your ballot from President to the most local elected official
and Mobilize and volunteer this year, any amount of work helps
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before you respond to anon hate resend it to yourself with a carefully placed typo that you can then mock at their expense
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if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.
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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours
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If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.
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My 11-year-old couldn't decide what flavor of ramen to make, so I told her to flip a coin. Heads for spicy chicken, tails for beef.
Taking my advice, she flipped a penny, and when it landed on tails she said "Wait! Wait! I did it wrong!"
I told her that she did it right, because the real reason for flipping a coin isn't to let fate decide for you, but because when the coin is in the air, you will suddenly realize what you wanted in the first place.
I'm sure there's a life lesson there somewhere…
But honestly, I have never known her to pass up spicy chicken.
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Found this one that checks all the boxes on r/boomerhumor.
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