When your card declines at therapy, so they bring up this scene
“Was he scared? What was the last thing he said? Were his eyes op-”
“There were no eyes! Jesus Christ, Julia! It’s not like the movies. It’s just not like the movies! There was no face! No hands to fold! No hair to comb! Just stop it!”
“…I am still waiting.”
Female protagonists in a musical (Julia): I don’t need to be rescued >:(
The bff (Donny) of her dead husband (Michael): what if I do?
Me: [Takes notes]
Me to my girl friends in real life: You do NOT have to be the emotional support for the men in your life!!! They can go to therapy if they need to it is NOT your responsibility to 'fix' troubled men!!! The bad boy type is too glorified you should always value YOUR physical safety over their emotional releases!!
Female protagonists in a musical: I don't need saving, you know. >:(
Her male love interest: No, I know you don't...but what if I do?
“What happened over there is true. What this band means to all of us is true! What I feel for you, Julia, is true! No matter how tough it is or how much time it takes, I need to be with you! That is true.”