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braindead94 · 11 hours
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you don’t want to know how many times i’ve watched this
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Thinking about sitting on that old man's lap and kissing his nose and rubbing his laugh lines with my thumbs and admiring his crows feet as his eyes close and running my fingers through his hair and feeling his hands on my love handles and and and
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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
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"You're telling me he hid the bodies in the animatronics??? The dumpster's right outside!!!"
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First reason why Kirby would make a good top surgeon
(Terfs/transmeds do not interact)
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Chandler Manning 🖤
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Profile shots 🥴
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Sandy Stern
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braindead94 · 14 days
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Just saw a TikTok where this bi woman was like,
‘I’m a woman-leaning bisexual and you know what pisses me off? The fact that I’m dating a skinny white man and I love him and I’m happy, like what the fuck.’
And I just have to say. What pisses me off as a bisexual woman is that TikTok.
This is the Woke version of ‘my wife is the ol’ ball and chain, doesn’t it suck to be married,’ jokes. It’s not funny. Your queerness is not negated or tarnished by opposite-gender attraction, dating men isn’t inherently worse than dating women.
Love your partner.
Cherish them.
For fucks sake.
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The daddy energy is too powerful
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Carvey Comix
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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this
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