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Blow job tips from around the web, library, magazines, blog EVERYWHERE

I have read just about everything in every magazine, book, blog article and watched every Youtube video to bring this article to you.  

Here are blow jobs tips that you should have never heard before

1. Exfoliate those lips: Using your tooth brush, make sure to exfoliate your lips before your night out.  Dry, cracked lips only create a rough surface, you want those lips to glide not fumble.  

2. The more experienced your partner, the less you should focus on the shaft, it loses sensitivity over time

3.The glans (view image to the right) is like the clitoris, it has the most nerve endings in all of the penis.  This is the hot spot, the area you pay the most attention to, if you want him to cum.  

4.  Hold your breath while you deep throat so you don’t gag

5. Get nasty, this isn’t the time to act like an innocent virgin (unless that’s his fantasy) get kinky, slurp, make noises, move your whole body, use your hands and your mouth and don’t forget to make eye contact.

6. Read his body, if he isn’t moving, it isn’t working.  If his toes are curling and he can’t stay still… it’s working.  If he winces watch your teeth!

7. Remember every penis is different, so the only way to be the best is to study, play with it and ask questions.   Your bedroom should be your lab.  Each penis is a new journey, with new ways to stimulate so experiment your ass  off. 

8. Use a grapefruit… no seriously… it’s in this video…

9.  Be into it, like this penis is chocolate and in the center is a giant diamond.  "Devour that dick, feel it in your mouth, use your tongue and don’t strong arm it.“  was the actual advice my friend gave me

10. Use your gag reflex to create more spit, the spit will set you free…

11. The best position to deep throat in is 69

12.  None of this matter without communication, this should be a question and answer series for at least the first month.   Make it fun, maybe every time he likes it he warmer and when you are doing things he doesn’t feel as well he says colder.  

13. Use music, it can help you set a pace and keep you in the mood.  

14. Give him a show: let him see all of your ASSets and play with yourself with one hand while using the other on him, or go with the no hands on him approach and use your hands on himself.

15.  Contrary to popular belief, a great blow job should entail more non-sucking “up and down” motion on the penis than anything else. I want you to take your dominant hand, make an “o,” place it to your closed mouth with your thumb touching your bottom lip, and move your head forward and backward while rotating your hand. This is exactly what you should be doing for 40-50 percent of a good blow job.

Let’s talk about balls:

1. Make sure your fingers are wet when you are playing with the balls

2. Cupping the balls works just as well as fondling 

3. Tug (VERY LIGHTLY) on the balls right when he is cumming

4. If you can take him all the way into your mouth, do so and use your tongue to tickle his balls while he is inside of you.  

5. About every 15-20 seconds, take your mouth off of his penis and move to the base of his balls. Then, lick along the line separating his left and right nuts, up his shaft and finally to the head of his penis (see tip four). I don’t know what it is about licking the length of a man’s groin that feels so good, but it just does.

Some blow job moves to wow him:

Deep throating like a pro

Lay on the bed with your head tipped over the edge, allow him to enter you with each of his legs on either side of your head.  Hold his legs to set the pace, but pretty much he is fucking your mouth and will love it.  The gag reflex on this is pretty complicated, also it restricts your airway so feel free to take breaks. -this tip came from the low down on going down, buy the book below

Cool air: 

Go down on his penis, and as you come up open your mouth and suck in air to glide you up and breath air out to guide you back down.  This is just a fun way to cool him down, it’s not gonna make him go crazy but the sensation is nice.  - also from the lowdown on going down 

Facedown, ass up

With your man laying on the bed, lean in front of him (like you are about to go down) with your ass high in the air, this way he has a view while you do, the do….

Hold him against the wall

Have your man stand while leaning against the wall, while you get on your knees and take him then and there.  This works better if it’s not in the bedroom but another room of the house, like the kitchen or the living room.  It needs to be a, I have to take you right now moment, for it to work properly.  

Some books and resources to further your knowledge

Pussy Tea (make your kitty taste great) 😛

1. You will need: a bag of frozen or fresh cranberries, 2 cinnamon sticks, loose tea leafs (I use a cinnamon blend from David’s tea or plain black tea) and liquid cranberry pills (this is optional but you should have these already if you want a tasty 🐱) 2. Add one cup of the cranberries to a pot of 4 cups of boiling water. 3. Pop in the cinnamon sticks and add a table spoon if the loose tea. 4. Cut open 1-5 cranberry pills and add liquid to the water (optional but works faster) 5. Let boil for 5-10 mins. 6. Remove from heat and strain the liquid into a cup. 7. Drink up! I swear by this and it’s soo tasty, sweet and doesn’t add any extra calories to your diet! This will make your kitty deadly sweet so I recommend drinking this at maximum 3 times a week !!!

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