bostrichidae
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i am bost, any pronouns ok. my brain is full of useless clutter and this is the dumpster fire i created because of it
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potassium potassium potassium potassium potassium potassium potassium potassium potassium potassium potassium potassum potassium potas
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for
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Khaji da can purr, no one can take that from me.
Like she’ll be happy and content and there just this slight. Mmmmmmmm sound from Jaime’s back, everyone is confused but they stopped questions it cause man’s is out of it when that happens
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Minor spoilers for Blue Beetle!
There is no difference between this;
And this;
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MANDIBLES TIMEEEEEEEEEEE
Ok so if I’m following @bakageta amazing ‘separated eating and breathing tube’ where Jaime could technically just talk without his mouth and is basically lip syncing everything he says, keeping the mandibles stored under his tongue isn’t a big deal. So that just leaves eating. Because of how the tongue moves to help push food down the esophagus I don’t think? It should be too much of a problem?
Anyway BITE BITE BITE STAB BITE STAB BITE BITE
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Jaime Reyes sucks at driving and here's why
... What's up, Jaime? Is that your girlfriend? Why don't you have a car?
His old man runs a garage and he doesn't have a car ...
(Panel from Blue Beetle (2006) #26)
Throughout the 2006 series we seldom see Jaime drive. He's always carpooled with Brenda and Paco to school, and even after he becomes Blue Beetle full-time it's Paco who drives him around on missions. Which makes sense, considering he got the scarab at 16, leaving him little incentive to learn to drive and drive well when he could just fly. In issue #26 we see him do exactly that: he commutes to a family gathering by flying in in his bugsuit.
So Jaime is not the best driver. He probably drove Once™ and is barred from the driver's seat by everyone from El Paso to his Titans friend group. But no, it's not what you're thinking. He can drive. He just drives like a grandpa. Three miles an hour below the speed limit at all times, uses his blinkers religiously, and waits way too long to make turns because he doesn't trust that the gap in traffic is long enough. He gets to a busy junction and starts sweating bullets. The Scarab is screaming in his head about imminent danger. He's trying to read signals and Khaji tells him to just floor it. Everytime Jaime gets into a car the scarab is screaming about the stupidity of right of way in traffic laws.
The first time Jaime borrows the family car after the scarab fuses to his spine it goes like this:
Khaji: IF I WERE DRIVING WE WOULD HAVE ARRIVED 22 MINUTES AGO
Jaime: If you were driving we wouldn't have enough car left to arrive in!!!! not to mention all the pedestrian casualties!!!!
Jaime can't even help navigate the road with the scarab's built-in GPS system because roads don't make sense to Khaji and it never maps drivable routes.
Khaji: turn right in 500 feet
Jaime: khaji theres no road in 500 feet
Khaji: turn right in 200 feet
Jaime: khaji theres no road, reroute!!!
Khaji: turn right in 15 feet
Jaime: KHAJI IM NOT DRIVING THIS CAR THROUGH A WALMART, REROUTE
(dialogues courtesy of @lemontongues )
In conclusion, Jaime absolutely sucks at driving, thanks for coming to our ted talk
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khaji has white guy spice tolerance and jaime will NEVER let them live it down
Jaime LOVES spicy food and while jaime is all happy and eating, khaji is FREAKING TF OUT like "THAT WILL KILL YOU JAIME REYES CEASE CONSUMPTION AT ONCE"
And then jaime calls khaji a pathetic white boy while taking an even bigger bite
Bc he is not giving up his spicy chips and noodles and treats for ANYTHING
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I have a visceral need for jaime's back to be like HELLA inflamed and sensitive to the touch even where khaji is BARELY attatched
Something touches jaime's back even lightly and he's dying, he's being attacked, eliminate the threat, he's burning
Someone like superman or the flash slapping his back in a show of pride and he is jumping away like OW OW COÑO HELL NAH GET OFF ME OW OW OW WHY DID YOU HIT ME NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
And khaji is reacting by getting out ALL OF THE WEAPONS and Jaime has to convince it to put them all away
Young Justice handbook has to be updated to include "Never Touch Blue Beetle (Scarab Holder) On The Back, You Have A Chance Of Dying"
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Love it when comic artists draw Jaime's armor absolutely STACKED. He's built like a brick wall and never takes it off in front of others; imagine his teammates seeing him de-armor and finding a 5"9 stick beneath the suit.
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