grishaverse characters playing monopoly
it's a little unnerving that out of seven posts, this is my second one about monopoly- i DONT EVEN PLAY THE GAME
• jesper tried to stack the deck before hand but he gravely miscalculated
• kaz always wins and makes immensely complicated deals and plans
• he would play very fair in monopoly
• ends up owning the whole board
• if inej lands on his property he wouldn't tax her as much as he would the others
• him and inej combine their empires
• jesper would buy out stuff all the stuff he could as quickly as he could
• jesper has the worst luck with dice
• if he couldn't buy something he would borrow money from kaz
• he would always throw a fit about going to jail
• and try to break out
• "i'm a criminal it's what i do"
• he'd try to make a deal with kaz, it would never work out in his favor
• wylan has to keep bailing jesper out of jail
• everyone wanted inej to be the banker
• but it's always kaz
• originally people thought it might be good to have matthias becuase he's really good-- morally--
• but he doesn't know how the game works by counting money
• so it's always been kaz
• which jesper thinks is so unfair
• wylans cards are always really good
• jesper reading wylans cards for him
• he gets really surprised and jealous when wylan gets a good card but not immediately saying what it is
• "what is it what is it???" leaving everyone in suspense
• nina convinces matthias to sell her a get out of jail free card for a ridiculously small price
• matthias, unsure of the exact rules of the game, just does it anyway
• when people say that's against the rules, matthias blames nina
• nina keeps saying that he's her boyfriend and to not turn him against her
• matthias would never turn against nina though, no matter what
• they're practically on a team at this point
• while everyone's arguing about the expensive properties, inej silently collects like 3 monopolies
• and then when people land on it they have to pay more
• they're all questioning what just happened because wasn't the price just normal a few turns ago?
• nina would try to flirt her way into getting better deals on properties
• it would work on inej, jesper, and matthias
• (matthias would get so flustered when this happened, turning bright red)
• with kaz this tactic fails all the time
• she's really upset that it won't work
• whenever jesper gets a monopoly he always yells monopoly like it's uno
• jesper would try to get a ton of properties, wouldn't really mind putting castles and cottages on them
• wylan would focus on his one or two monopolies, putting a bunch of castles and cottages on them
• kaz would do both
• don't ask me how- he just would
• jesper, nina, kuwei, and kaz would always get into a fight at the start
• it would be over who should be the favorite icon piece
• because they all love this one piece
• and it's almost always kaz who gets it
• once in a while he gives it to jesper though, because he likes seeing him happy
• matthias always needs nina to explain to him how to play
• he keeps getting confused and needs her to refresh him every time
• nina doesn't exactly explain it "to the rules",
• saying things like "oh and you can help me by doing whatever if i'm in trouble"
• matthias would only buy properties that he believes were ethical
• which means he would lose first
• kaz on the other hand, wins every time
• wylan is actually surprisingly a close second to kaz
• no one knows how that's happening
• "is jesper cheating for you?"
• but it's all because they keep underestimating wylan
• wylan stays a couple paces ahead of kuwei
• and deliberately buys up properties that he thinks kuwei will like
• just so that kuwei won't be able to buy them
• moving on to the others.....
• zoya is ridiculously competitive
• tolya is always the banker because he's "the most responsible out of them all"
• it was usually nikolai
• until he started playing around a little too much
• tamar will try to bribe tolya into giving her more money than is allowed
• tolya won't fly with it
• david is more focused on his own game
• not worried about anyone else's
• in fact, he didn't even really want to play this
• but genya and nikolai and pressured him into it, pleading with him
• genya has an incredible poker face and no one can see what she's up to
• zoyas pride is too extreme to play this game, she can't stand to lose to anyone
• therefore is really upset when it happens
• nikolai gets all excited when he wins
• he's like a golden retriever and it takes him a few hours to drop his excitement
WOW this was long. if you made it to the end then thank you and i apologize 💀
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