Jerry tells his girlfriend he is going to disappear. George goes to see a self-chiller at the edge of the pale. Elaine finds out that the ghost of ignus nilsen is a misogynist. Kramer uses too much zaum and is wanted by the international collaboration police.

and in a dream i'm a different me

Hate it when someone I know gets poisoned and suddenly it's their whole personality

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

Cowboys are frequently, secretly, fond of each other

usamerican leftists: bidets are xenophobic to toilet paper users

ancient sumerian leftists: we should kill the bull of heaven and cook it's flesh for fun

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

i want to see more of her!!!!!!!!!!!

my retelling of my fave part of the limbus chicken event

🩸 you hungry? 🍴

dante sucks so much