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Cory: oh, I can’t move cause Shawn fell asleep on me
Rachel: wake him up?
Cory: *enraged and offended*
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Shawn: I trust Cory
Topanga: you think he knows what he’s doing?
Shawn: I wouldn’t go that far
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Shawn: Am I in trouble?
John: Take a guess
Shawn: No?
John: Take another guess
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 6 months
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Virna Hunter: I don’t remember raising you this way
Shawn: I don’t remember you raising me at all
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 7 months
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Rachel: Cory, tell us a secret
Cory: Fine. I’m in love with Shawn.
Angela: she said a secret, dumbass
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 7 months
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Shawn: *is sad*
Cory: *waking up in cold sweat in the middle of the night* Something is wrong
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 8 months
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Cory: there’s only one thing worse than dying
Cory: *rips paper to reveal the words ‘Shawn dying’* Boom
Shawn, nodding: Myself
Cory: NO
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 8 months
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Shawn: Okay but do you like me or do you like me like me?
Angela, literally on the altar: take a wild fucking guess
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 9 months
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Some guy: hey Topanga, you look nice today
Shawn, aggressively pushing the guy away: Hey Topanga, Cory thinks you look nice EVERYDAY
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 9 months
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Topanga: We tried things your way, boys
Shawn and Cory: No, we didn’t
Topanga: We did it in my head and it didn’t work
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bmw-incorrect-quotes · 10 months
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Eric: If I ever let anything happen to Shawn, I wouldn’t be able to live with myself
Cory: You wouldn’t have to. I would kill you.
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Alan: *teaching Cory how to drive* okay, you’re driving when suddenly Shawn and Topanga walk into the road. quick, what do you hit?
Cory: hmm. that’s a tough one. on one hand, Topanga is my girlfriend, but on the other hand, I could never hurt Shawn
Alan:
Alan: the brakes, son. you hit the brakes.
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Angela: admit it! You like my boyfriend!
Cory: oh, come on! I mean, am I attracted to him?
Cory: sure
Cory: do my days feel better when I’m around him?
Cory: yeah
Cory: does he get me in way no one ever has?
Cory: undoubtedly
Cory: do I fantasize about him?
Cory: yes, but only in three positions!
Cory: look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal your boyfriend?
Cory: yeah, but do I like him?
Cory: the answer is no, you have nothing to worry about!
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Cory: and once again, Shawn and Cory saved the day!
Angela: you didn’t do anything. It was all Shawn
Cory: we’re a package deal, everybody knows that
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Cory: I care about all of you equally
Topanga: we were attacked while you were away
Cory: is Shawn okay?!
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Topanga: *choking*
Cory: Help! I need to call 911, but the 9 button isn’t working!
Shawn: just turn the phone upside down and use the 6!
Cory: Genius!
Topanga: *stops choking momentarily* what the fuck-
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Eric: talk dirty to me ;)
Jack: I’m not wearing any underwear—
Eric: ooh, nice
Jack: —because you never put the clothes in the dryer like I asked you 100 fucking times
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