blumingtoadstool
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ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!
THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.
IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA
THERE
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TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!
THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN
SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS
I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!
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Tiresias: I see your wife........ with a ruthless man who has killed hundreds of people
Odysseus:
Odysseus:
Odysseus: *Monster starts playing* I will ensure that this man will be me
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I hate it when you鈥檙e reading smut and you can鈥檛 figure out what position they鈥檙e in.
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Silly TMAGP headcannon
Alice sends Sam snaps every day when taking her estrogen. They call it their strEak
While working Gwen has earbuds in w nothing playing so she can inconspicuously eavesdrop
Teddy has an absolutely stunning smile and I'm very gay for him
Celia drives a green Kia Soul
Alice ACTUALLY listens to everything and gives baller music recs
Sam dresses in almost exclusively thrifted band-ts outside of work (he's a goodwill-find god. He also spends too much on depop)
Alice and Sam drunkly made ironic fanart and headcannons for Chester, Norris, and Augustus at one point. Celia found out. She is mortified.
Teddy bought good tea for the OIAR, but no one feels like replacing it, so now they just use the assorted stale Stash teabags that have been there for ????
Lena can't fucking drive
Collin has a pet hamster ( feels right in my heart idk)
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This week on Recap, Etho finally deploys his hoes
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(to the tune of Party Rock Anthem)
馃幍 CEASELESS WATCHER鈥橲 IN THE HOUUUSE TONIIIGHT 馃幍
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Something something the incident report that Norris (aka Alex's voice aka maybe my beloved Antichrist's plus one) starts with the person having written "I just couldn't face the thought of the rest of my life never hearing him again" and how Martin's tma s5 arc culminated with him having to kill the person he loved, something he couldn't fathom doing even in his worst nightmares
Something something the incident report that Chester (aka Jonny's voice aka maybe my beloved Archivist) read was about someone whose curiosity ends up killing them (with The Magnus Institute and eyes involved) and the parallels that has with Jon's entire story from tma
Something something Chester read the report with emotion, sounded excited, scared, disgusted when the author's must've been feeling those things, while Norris was dead-pan and robotic and how the Archivist powers drew out stories in the most dramatic and vivid way possible
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the holy trinity: whump, angst & hurt/comfort
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honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you
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server traits: unnecessary violence towards rendogs,
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More memes cos this man was a legend
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