smells really festive, like febreeze in a crypt

Oh yes, you’ll be buried with it.

I'm back, I always come back. Even after 1000 years...

I want to please you with my art! I'm trying to get used to a new style.

Mr. Beast once cursed me to transform into a horrific monster until true love's first kiss turned me back into a man

beating like moths wings

Do You Know This Disabled Character?

Laconia is mute.

Every time Sean Astin makes a statement on whether or not Sam and Frodo were indeed gay for each other in lord of the rings he’s always like “well we have to acknowledge that attitudes around sexuality have changed dramatically over the past several decades and since authorial intent is only up to speculation, the story is open to multiple readings, some of which might have different significances for different groups of people also they kiss on the lips because I said so”

Ask game: send a ship and I'll put them somewhere on this grid

GARGAMEL'S EPIC FAILS

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

Guy who says “it’s my first time” before getting stabbed

some outfit meme stuff (and a snorlax kigu per jacks’ request)