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blueberrycoffeesstuff · 11 months
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I will be writing and publishing another fic tn 🤎🍌
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Dale Denton babyyy
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blueberrycoffeesstuff · 11 months
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VERY IMPORTANT
If you’ve watched “Pineapple Express” and you’re like me- are you madly in love with Dale Denton?
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Donkey Kong: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
Mario: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT!!
Donkey Kong: I WAS REFERRING TO YOUR FATHER!
Mario: AH, CONTINUE!
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“Bandages” a DK fic 🤎🍌
(TW: Blood)
You watched every single one of Donkey Kong’s fighting matches. These fights were pretty much their culture here on Kong Island. Your DK was the top fighter, winning most (if not all) of his matches. He was, to say the least, the strongest Kong around, and you were always behind him to support his endeavors. This time was no different. You had special, reserved seats, so that you could see your precious ape up close. This gave him all the chances in the world to flirt with you, and showboat throughout the fight. You always blushed, and of course flirted back with him. How could you ignore that charming Kong?
He was in the middle of his latest fight, you front row, against one of the toughest apes he’s ever fought. He was winning, but he was also taking quite the beating. With every slam DK had in him, the opponent returned. They were fairly equally matched, but DK wasn’t going to give up easily.
You watched as DK grappled with his opponent, growling so deeply you could feel it in your bones. Your Kong was vicious when he needed to be, and his gravely animalistic growls were one of his most intimidating talents. He gripped the ape’s shoulders tightly, until you (and everyone else in the crowd) heard a loud, c r a c k. DK’s opponent howled in pain, but he wasn’t released. That was surely his collarbones breaking under the tremendous pressure. The injured ape was then promptly hauled up, and slammed down hard on his back, earning another loud snap. DK locked eyes with you, winking as he did with a smirk you could only associate with him. He then loomed over his broken opponent, and grabbed him by the mug, slapping him repeatedly. Over, and over, and over… he definitely wasn’t showing any mercy now. DK wanted this fight to end, and fast.
You were almost cringing in the audience, with every smacking sound, snapping, or cracking you felt like you were experiencing the pain. DK took note of your expression in the crowd and decided to back off for a moment, hoping the ape would simply surrender or stay down. But he was wrong to assume so. The floored gorilla leapt for DK, catching him , off guard. He was shoved harshly to the ground, his head hitting the metal bars below him with a bang. You screamed “OH MY GOD!” He was then punched hard, one… two…three…four times. Blood was gushing from his nose and mouth. But his opponent hadn’t had enough revenge yet; he slammed into Donkey Kong’s ribcage with a CRACK, and stomped on his head with a SLAM. You couldn’t take it anymore, you wanted to cover your eyes, or call off the fight, but you were frozen in fear. You didn’t want to watch, but you couldn’t look away.
DK roared, he clearly had enough of this beating and was able to get a reasonable kick in, pushing his opponent back long enough for him to land a serious uppercut. A tooth flew through the air, where another Kong caught it and waved it around like a trophy. DK opened his mouth and bit the neck of the ape in front of him, hard. Blood that was mixing with his own spurting out of the bite wound. He shoved his opponent down at the same time, pinning him. He, with his teeth, repeatedly picked up and slammed the ape’s head against the metal bar until he was knocked unconscious, and therefore losing the fight. DK stood tall, raising a strong arm to the sky, smiling at the crowd. You couldn’t believe that he was just walking everything off… paramedics rushed in to carry the other ape away, taking vitals and checking his pulse. You hoped he would be alright too.
You rushed from your seat to the back where DK would return to a rest-room. That’s where he stayed before and after most of his fights, it was a place for him to regroup, rest, and plan if he wished. You planned to meet him there, to hold him in your arms, and kiss him, and of course congratulate him for such a win! You sat on the couch, patiently waiting for him to arrive….but he definitely was taking longer than you expected. Maybe he is taking pictures with fans… or signing autographs… or talking to someone. You thought to yourself, you never wanted to assume the worst, but sometimes you just couldn’t help it, not after a fight like that.
After ten agonizing minutes, the door handle turned. You stood up, for some reason, ready to greet him. The door opened rather slowly, and sure enough there was your beloved DK. He looked at you, smiling, shut the door behind him and then… collapsed onto the floor with a heavy thump. You rushed to his side.
“Donkey Kong!” You lifted his head and rested it on your thighs, “Hey, DK are you there? Are you awake?” His eyes fluttered open, you kissed his forehead immediately, eyes watering.
“Hey… hey y/n I’m here. I’m okay.” He lifted a hand to head head, “Damn, I must’ve gotten more beat than I thought.” When he pulled his hand away from the fur on his head, there was blood. Your heart was breaking in two right now, you hated to see him u like this.
“Baby,” you gently touched his face, “let me take care of you.” He looked almost offended,
“No,” he dismissed, “I’m good. I just needed a minute.” Your gaze softened, you knew he wanted to seem like a big protector. Someone who could take it all, dish it out, and be fine afterwards.
“DK… please. You’re bleeding.” You paused, looking him over. The blood caked into his fur, the bruising on his face already starting, and the clear injuries he held on his ribs. “Let me just clean them… bandage them.” You were, of course, referring to his major problem areas. DK looked at you for a long moment. Studying your worried features, and the clear love in your eyes for him. He was strong, and he was stubborn. But, things were different when it came to you, and you yourself knew that… and loved every second of it. He almost rolled his eyes as he finally responded,
“Fine.” You grabbed a pillow from the couch behind you, and gently rested his head on it while you got up to look for some supplies. You grabbed; bandage, some water, a cloth, a bowl of warm water, some antiseptic, some small gel ice packs, and some gauze.
When you returned, Donkey Kong was resting with his eyes shut. You could see him breathing. His chest rising and falling almost lopsidedly due to the injuries on his ribs. You came to his side, and placed a hand on his arm, and he reacted, opening his eyes to look at you. You first, dipped the cloth in some warm water, and then dabbed it onto his forehead. He winced for a moment, but then was able to relax while you cleaned the blood from his face. You placed an ice pack on the eye that was clearly bruising, and you heard him sigh in relief. He placed a hand on your thigh while you worked, to let you know that he appreciated it, and was still okay with what you were doing. You smiled to yourself, loving his gesture. You moved to his ribs, rubbing blood from his stomach, and placing more small ice packs to reduce the bruising as much as you could.
“Could you open your mouth for a moment?” You asked, wanting to make sure there was nothing hurting inside. He complied, opening his mouth only slightly, twinges of pain coursing through his jaw with minor movements. You grabbed some fresh water for him, “Here, rinse your mouth out a little. All your teeth are there, but there’s definitely some blood that I’m sure you’re not having fun tasting.” You helped him, pouring water into his mouth. He spit it into the bowl next to you. You put the rag inside, placing both the bowl, rag, and blood to the side. “Alright, now I don’t want you to hold what I’m about to do against me. But, I need to disinfect the gashes.” You held up the gauze and antiseptic. He closed his eyes tightly and said, “Just shut the fuck up and do it.” He was definitely not looking forward to it, but he was still letting you. You saturated the gauze pads in antiseptic and cleaned his head wound first, he hissed through his teeth at the ping of pain it caused him. You then bandaged his head to keep any more dirt from entering it. You did the same with his ribs, offering a tighter wrap so that the right amount of pressure was applied.
You leaned back, looking at your handiwork. You smiled slightly, “Alright… I’m finished. Thank you.” DK opened his eyes and looked down at himself. He took your hand in his,
“Thank you y/n. You’re the only one I can count on, you know that?” You smiled with pride.
“I’ll always be here for you, DK. I promise.” DK tried to readjust himself,
“Hey, you think you could help me get up. The floor is starting to hurt my back.” You quickly stood, offering your hands to him.
“Of course, baby. I got you.” He slowly got up, his huge frame towering over you. You almost forgot the serious height difference between the two of you while he was on the ground for so long. DK turned and wrapped you in a very gentle hug, he himself couldn’t move too much without it hurting. You returned the gentle hug with one of your own, smiling against his fur. He smelled of alcohol wipes and cotton. A very clean, injured ape. You were just happy he was seemingly okay for now.
“Can we sit for a minute?” He requested.
“Of course.” You immediately replied. You helped guide him to the couch where you both sat. He rested his head against the wall while fully relaxing into the plush fabric.
“What in the hell would I do without you, babe?” DK asked, smiling.
“I have absolutely no idea. You’d be lost for sure.” You laughed. He wrapped a strong arm around you. His expression was loving and soft, while he looked at you.
“Y/n.”
“Yes?” DK kept eye contact with you, holding you closer.
“I love you.” Your heart skipped a beat. Your eyes teared up in the best way possible.
“I love you too.” You kissed him deeply, and he happily reciprocated. The slight taste of metal in his mouth transferred to yours, but you didn’t care. You caressed his face while he held you close. When you both pulled back he simply looked happy. You, of course, were happy too… maybe even happier. You had loved him for a long time… but to finally hear and say the words was a completely different feeling. You loved it, you loved him, and he loved you.
“Does this mean I don’t need to go to the hospital?” DK broke the silence. You laughed out loud,
“Absolutely not. We’re going.”
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blueberrycoffeesstuff · 11 months
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Thank you SO MUCH everyone for the love! I will be writing more tomorrow!
Also might throw in some Seth Rogen artworks I do bc I’m in love with him 🩵🍌
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“Banana Bread” a Donkey Kong short fic 🩵🍌
The oven has preheated, the cooling rack was set, the batter was prepared, and the bananas were currently being mashed by yours truly. Donkey Kong was currently training at the arena. His father insisted that he train everyday to make sure that he could remain a champion. He fought on weekends, real matches that really worried me. I knew he was strong, and I knew he was good at what he did, but I still couldn’t get over the feeling that something bad was going to happen. Of course, I shouldn’t be thinking like that. I can almost hear DK now, “Come on, y/n, you know I’d never lose, right?” While he waggles his eyebrows at me. I chuckled to myself, continuing to mash the bananas. I wanted to have everything ready for when he got back to the house. Normally, he would barge through the door and flop onto the couch, or onto his hammock, but today I wanted him to just be able to enjoy his favorite snack.
While I began folding the mashed ‘nanas into the batter, I heard rather loud footsteps. DONKEY KONG? I rushed, pouring the batter into the pan, shoving it into the oven, and hiding all the dirty dishes in the cabinets in a panic. I wanted to surprise him, which would be hard if he saw exactly what I was doing. The door flung open, and I tried to nonchalantly lean against the counter… with a fucking spoon in my hand, which I quickly hid behind my back.
“Y/nnn your champion has arrived!” Donkey Kong proudly announced, flexing his muscles at the door’s entrance.
“Hey DK!” I smiled, quickly tossing the spoon into the sink behind me, walking up to him, throwing my arms around his muscular frame. He wrapped his huge arms around me gently, he knew his own strength very well, and dared not test it on me. I buried my face into the fur at the crook of his neck, he smelled slightly of sweat, of course not having showered yet. However, that smell was just as comforting, it was still him. He brought a hand up, running it through my hair, making me feel as loved as ever. He kissed my head and asked,
“What have you been doing to busy yourself while I was gone?” He looked around as if he knew I was trying to hide something.
“Oh nothing,” I started, shifting myself so that he was looking at me, “I took a nap in your hammock and read a little.” DK looked offended,
“You took a nap… WITHOUT ME?” As much as DK was active, and loved messing around, he also realllly treasured his naps. He took at LEAST two or three short ones a day. I put on my best smile,
“Sorryyyy, I was so tired!” He laughed, and it warmed my heart. I loved everything about this big ape.
“You can make it up to me, y/n. In a different way.” He raised his eyebrows at me, practically purring. I playfully pushed him,
“DK! I can’t believe you!” He smirked,
“Don’t tell me you don’t like the idea, baby.” I giggled, rolling my eyes. He was right, for SURE, but that was for later.
DK lifted his head, he sniffed a few times before looking back at me, “What are you up to?” He smirked. I tried my best to look oblivious and confused,
“I have no idea what you’re insinuating right now.” I looked away from his gaze. Of course, he noticed. He swiftly moved to be right in front of me again, getting rather close to my face. “Don’t try to hide, y/n. I… gotcha!” He picked me up quickly, bringing me close to his fuzzy chest. I could hear his strong heartbeat as he leapt up onto the support beams holding the hut’s roof up. He latched himself on with his legs, and hung upside down. To my horror, he let me go, catching me at the last possible moment. I screamed, as he left me dangling, “DK GET ME DOWN!” He laughed loudly, swinging me around.
“I’ll put you down once you tell me what you’re hiding!” He smiled widely, he had me right where he wanted me. But, before I could respond, the timer I had set previously went off. “Surprise!” I giggled. It was almost as if he knew exactly what I’d done, because his whole face lit up, he gently lifted me back to his chest while he jumped back down to the floor. “Y/n, if that’s what I think it is…” I smiled, running over to the oven, throwing on my oven mitts. The moment I pulled the oven door open, the smell of warm bananas hit my nose. It was absolutely intoxicating. DK was basically salivating, I knew he could smell that too. I placed the loaf on the cooling rack while Donkey Kong was slowly coming closer, following the beautiful scent.
“I figured that it had been a while since you had this… and so I just wanted to surprise you!” I gestured to the beautiful loaf of banana bread next to me. I thought DK was going to simply devour the bread, but instead, he was looking straight at me. Eyes, almost watery. “You… made this for me?” I guess I had never thought about it before, DK was always entertaining other people, fighting in matches, and helping other people. DK wrapped me in a strong hug, even picking me up slightly off my feet. He buried his face in my shoulder, “Thank you.” I could feel the heat coming from his face. He was not the type to be vulnerable, so I knew that this must have been somewhat weird for him. “You’re welcome, love.” I wrapped my arms tightly around him in return. We stayed there for a minute before I smiled and suggested,
“Come on! Let’s get a slice while it’s still warm!”
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I NEED MORE DONKEY KONG IN UR STYLE OMG he was so perfect in ur “fav moments” from the movie post and I NEED HIM 🩵
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I got your fix 🍌
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blueberrycoffeesstuff · 11 months
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What if I did write for DK… who would read?
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I’m not alone right? Now Mario Movie Donkey Kong… is hot right??
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*Monkey sounds*
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