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My favorite hermit: pesent Marine

#pesent marine <3 #pearlescentmoon

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"Let Doc say 'fuck!'"

"Let xB say 'fuck!'"

No.

Let Pearl speak the language of her people...

translated for the australians

#REAL!!!!#LET PEARL SWEAR!!!!#pearlescentmoon

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AND HERE COMES PIXLRIFFS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

#gotta love pixlriffs with a steel chair #pixlriffs

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AND HERE COMES PIXLRIFFS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

#gotta love pixlriffs with a steel chair #pixlriffs

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"IS THAT YOU?!?! HAVE YOU COME TO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!?!"

Etho’s 54 minute Decked Out run

#poor etho (he did this to himself)#hc

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blue-birds-cry-09 · 2 months

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you know where to find me, and i know where to look.

#IM GONNA CRY #this is soooo important #hc #hermitshipping

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blue-birds-cry-09 · 2 months

Video

Creative & DIY

#txt #helpful

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blue-birds-cry-09 · 2 months

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please fucking vote

#politic #please fucking vote guys

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blue-birds-cry-09 · 2 months

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honestly i get the impulse to make xisuma the server dad or the Big Scary Admin, but this is the devil speaking to you. don’t do it. he is Floppy and he is Pathetic and he Does Not Want Responsibility In Any Form, and this is categorically a hundred times funnier as a character option than dadsuma or adminsuma.

like. things you can do with this:

if there’s an Actual Problem, X being the last to know. if it’s an argument/fighting thing, people go to etho. if it needs weird, dubiously-wise arbitration, joe. if the game is breaking, doc. etc. etc. but xisuma is like absolutely bottom of the “to call” list and therefore has no idea what’s going on ever

just absolutely no fear of him whatsoever. X is like “don’t do that or i’ll kick you” and everyone’s like “lmao ok”

everyone being fiercely tender and protective over him, partly because they appreciate him doing all the admin shit he has to do despite not really being typical Admin Material, but also because everyone else violently does not want to have to be the new admin

xisuma, when faced with an Admin Problem that requires Admin Solutions, being just absolutely, phenomenally miserable. shaken piece of laminate. cat that had an unexpected bath. dog who heard the word “vets”. just sad and lightly pathetic the whole time. he can do the admin stuff, sure, but he’ll be :( about it the whole time.

crossovers (mcc, dream smp, whatever) where someone’s like “what would your admin say/do?” as some kind of argument-ender, and the hermits collectively look at one another and shrug and go “…’not my problem’, probably?”

also crossovers where someone’s like “you need to assert dominance or one of them will try and take over” and xisuma’s like “…are you aware how much paperwork this server requires. absolutely no one else is going to do that. none of them have legible handwriting. i don’t even think half of them have a signature. at least three of them can’t read. absolutely no one wants to run this server, me included”

tl;dr more woeful, beleagured, mildly pathetic xisuma in fic pls. he warms my cold dead heart. i want to put a towel in the tumble dryer to warm it up and then wrap it around him gently.

#this is peak #hc

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blue-birds-cry-09 · 2 months

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Alexis’s new Armor

The only way this scenario would happen is if Alexis never visited them in her Armor because she hates to bring it back and forth when visiting

anyways Alexis wanting to show off her new drip but her parents are having war flashbacks

#mcd #fuck i love alexis

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you got mail!

#i'm frothing ag the mouth #argarugaurgaurgua #hc

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hermits vs kids irl, my favourite stories:

the time Joe and his kid were at a shared pool somewhere and another kid was talking so loudly about how cool Iskall is

the time Cleo was teaching in primary school and got asked 'have you ever heard of mumbo jumbo, miss' and then having to act like they haven't known him since he was 17

the time etho was out with a friend and the friend's kid went 'omg that's etho' to their dad, and the dad came back like 'why does my kid know you?'

the time that Cleo left their job to be a YouTuber and their whole class was desperately trying to figure out who she was

Joe's kid going from 'minecraft sucks' to my friends are grian stans so I am too, dad explain grian to me (dad can we get hermitcraft (grian), no we have hermitcraft at home (Joe Hills))

Impulse's whole extended family being made to watch his new hermitcraft rap as Christmas entertainment by his mum

every take my kid to work hermitcraft video. from stress' kid dissing her season six castle, to Joe's kid getting multiple hermitcraft episodes dedicated to how much he loves her, keralis' ongoing joke about making his kids do all his grindy work, doccy chirping in the background of videos, and on and on and on

#the hermits make something heal deep inside me #especially doc and joe #it's the daddy issues #WHO SAID THAT #anyway i <3 hermit parents #hc

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blue-birds-cry-09 · 2 months

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