blessedbycoyotes
blessed by coyotes
nonbinary coloradoan. does not like to be seen at night. will hide behind treeshere - mine own creations@thefeebletoolsofmen - my art reblog page@21stcenturysussoidman - my memes and such
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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon
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I can't watch more of my trans siblings die. please. you have to live. you fucking have to. don't let them win.
#trans#I've seen too many trans folks tread that line#myself included#luckily nobody I've known has fallen from it#I do hope to keep it that way
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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired
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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me
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if yall ever want like serious advice from me about how to solve burnout as a creative it's like...
literally ignore it. stop pushing. go do something else, enjoy your life, fill it with other things, do what brings you joy in the moment if you can.
go to the gym, take a walk to touch grass and look at dogs and smell flowers, cook dinner, watch tv with your friends, talk about your feelings as needed with ppl you trust, take a drive and blast your music, do the chores you need to do, the job hunting slog you need to do, read books that aren't for research, stop cordoning off your brain for The Craft or The Draft or whatever the fuck
forget about the project, stop thinking about it for as long as it takes to be excited again.
fuckin rest, basically
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ah! I did not expect that. that's normal. okay. this means either your dad is a freak or I live in soda purgatory
Comrades....sip with me
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I would be too. do you know how hard it is to get leninade? the last time I found it - and I often check novelty soda shops when I see them, specifically for leninade - was at a specialty jerky shop in the middle of the desert half an hour from any real civilization. what I'm trying to say is that medical care is easier to source than this drink
Comrades....sip with me
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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.
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me: I have GOT to get weirder!
also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.
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my favorite genre of post is "absurd internet drama i've never ever heard of told in a carefully-paced screenshot montage set to In The Hall of the Mountain King"
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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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gaining weight: neutral, fine, no complaints
your $170 hiking/fieldwork pants don’t gain weight with you: HATE!!! EVIL!!!!!!!!!! EARTH SHATTERING
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i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate when a monster is loved and that love turns them human I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH. tell that thing that goes bump in the night that you love the way its fangs glimmer in the moonlight and the way its horrible gnarled claws are so gentle with you or GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
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little known secret but the single, solitary reason I transitioned is to escape the shame of being known as 'that one eagle scout who ruined the beef stew with hot chocolate mix'
We are no longer bound by the moral constraints of the Boy Scout Law. We are free. Free to be as fickle, capricious, hindrant, grating, rude, cruel, rebellious, melancholy, prodigal, craven, filthy, and iconoclastic as the passions move us.
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“Dragon, I am not sure that I am a prince.”
“Of course not, you are my beloved pet.”
“No, I mean… gender-wise.”
“Oh. Are you a princess?”
“No, I don’t think so.”
“Alright, dear. Then, what are you?”
“I think- well I’m not sure I am allowed.”
“You can be anything you want to be, my darling.”
“Well- and please don’t laugh- I think I’d like to be a dragon. … Like you.”
The dragon purred and wrapped its long neck around the smaller being and nuzzled its nose on their head. “Then a dragon you are, my love.”
“But I’m worried I’m not qualified to be a dragon. I don’t have scales or wings.”
“Dragons come in all sorts of kinds. Many are scaleless or wingless.”
“And I’m rather small and weak for a dragon…” They sighed. “I mean, I am already fairly small and weak for a human.”
The dragon studied the being who was now a smaller dragon for a long time before speaking rather gently. “I am rather small and weak for a dragon too you know… It is something I never told you, and you couldn’t know because you have none other to compare me to.”
“What? But you’re so big and strong! You fly ten miles a day to hunt for us and you defend me from nosey knights who try to ‘rescue’ me!”
The dragon nodded. “Yes, but other dragons can fly for a thousand miles a day and hunt for an army, and they could fight off an army too. After fighting a single knight I become quite tired… This is why I live alone in this cave, away from other dragons. They harass me for my weakness, and try to push me to do more… they say what I am is not enough.” With this, the dragon lowered it’s head, seeming to feel ashamed.
The smaller, human shaped dragon kissed the larger one on the snout. “Well, you are certainly enough for me. You might not be able to fight or feed an army, but your hunts keep us both full and your claws keep us both safe. And I always look forward to curling up under your wings at the end of the day. You don’t have to be alone anymore.” They frowned, their brow furrowing. “It makes me angry how you were treated.”
“It makes me angry how you were treated! That is what drew me to rescue you. I could see your society was treating you the same as mine was… Pushing you to do too much when you were tired, not appreciating you for who you are… but I appreciate you. You always know how to make me laugh, and all your little faces are so cute. I always look forward to feeling you press against my sides at the end of the day.” It nuzzled them. “You are dragon enough for me, better than any other dragon I have met. You are enough.”
The smaller dragon nodded. “We are our own sort of dragons. And that is enough.”
#I know it's rather hopeful of me#but one day. one day#I would like to be one myself#remind me to post about lebennaherin someday#dragons
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