blazingsnark
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They/them. Main blog of @markynaz and @butterflyofcharon.
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i just watched the omen (1976) and while i really enjoyed it, i couldn’t stop myself from laughing at JUST how much neil and terry stole from it when writing good omens 😭😭
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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?
Ollie: Not
Me: Are you sure?
Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not
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sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together
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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
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The legacies people leave behind in you.
My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.
I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.
I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.
I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.
I learned to love books because my father loved them first.
How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.
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Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?
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i’ve seen a few posts going around of people trying to stump akinator and i think i’ve got it you guys
i’m gonna make him guess those trees off to the left
wish me luck
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making progressive cis women in the seattle area uncomfortable by being a trans man instead of a vaguely nonbinary-coded they/them
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White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people correcting for correcting about Yasuke as well.
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white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer
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"im glad to see the art of eloquence still exists. im awed, impressed, and a little scared of you right now" ohh you just know he was hard.
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