blarfkey
Especially Spectacular
Gemini/Female/Bi/ENFP/Feminist. Proud English teacher to seventh grade hellions. Lover of many fandoms but a master of none.
Currently writing Dragon Age fics.
I loved to be asked things!
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the imagery of Taylor swift strapped to a electric chair in an asylum is so funny she’s the most popular most mainstream white woman in the world And she’s like ahh fuck I’m so twisted the media can’t HANDLE my sick and tortured thoughts
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tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like
“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”
and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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Bard casts vicious mockery: “Hag-shouldered scum-vestige!”
Graphic designer casts vicious mockery:
[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! He’s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]
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LOOK I JUST REALLY ENJOY THEIR FRIENDSHIP OK?? You can't tell me they wouldn't hang after their respective personal quests (spawn ending ofc)/emotional breakdowns over their own mortality
EDIT: I forgot to watermark these so now more than ever PLEASE don't repost
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This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies
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The Beast that Bothers
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instant pot teriyaki chicken
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Is this how you roll?
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I had a dream that I made a sideblog called @wulbren-bongle-apologist and someone found out it was me and I got a fandom callout for it.
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Squirrel makes a home outside a window and then moves the family in over the cold months
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