I'm scared of a chimpanzee because I know it will kill me. I'm scared of an orangutan because I know it will teach me things about myself I wasn't willing to confront
OH HELL YA I was tagged by @lovthievs for this particular tag game thingamajig! This one looks fun lol
When did you last cry? I feel like I always want to, but it takes a lot to actually get the tears jorkin. Def when I lost my health insurance and had a panic attack that offset my anxiety for like 6 months after tho lol
Do you have kids? In THIS economy? No and I don't really have any desire to, but I don't mind hanging out with my friends' kids and making sure they're up to speed on good music and movies lmao. I am soon to be an uncle which slightly terrifies me but it is exciting nonetheless!!
Do you use sarcasm a lot? Absolutely not, sarcasm is the mark of the devil
What sports do you play? Cornhole
What's the first thing you notice about people? The Vibes. And I do that weird thing where I try to match them so I can attempt to better communicate but the mask slips and I reveal I'm a fukon weirdo
What's your eye color? "Hazel," but I still don't know if that's true. They just look like, green to me.
Scary movies or happy endings? Scary movies, but I also love to hate them lol
Special talents? I'm weirdly good at memorizing geography and navigating. I like overanalyzing art (particularly movies and video games) to the point I tend to crack open The Lore in ways that sometimes makes headlines, which is either cool or way too dorky depending who you ask..
Where were you born? Same place that I'm still trying to get out of 🥲 There are Amish,
What are your hobbies? Video james, drawing/painting, worldbuilding, pretending to be a screenwriter, discussing fiction with others like we're trapped in a monastery together and we only have a day to converse before the next year of silence, primatology, setting up fundraisers for animal conservation, going to concerts
Do you have pets? Our cat Evie, her son Grayby, our fox hound Passion (we didn't name her), and our jack russell, Pebbles!! Evie's the eldest but most spry, Grayby's technically an old man but perpetually a baby, Pash is getting older, and Pebbles ages backwards
How tall are you? 5'8" (5'9" if I didn't have scoliosis!)
Favorite subject in school? Art, literature, then randomly biology
Dream job? Always wanted to work in film, whether screenwriting, cinematography, DoP. I Can Be Your Gaffer. But not with the way that industry's headed lmaoooo
I TAG..... uh. Shit. @amygobrrr @blugoos-corner @fairygodbomber @leftyllama fuck it up!!!!! if any of you feel up to it haha i'm not a cop
I wish I wanted love and stuff. But I don't. And I don't think I'd ever be desirable to anyone anyway lmao. So all I can do is vibe over in the corner. But that's also boring