Alastor: I'm an evil unknowable monster that only does things for strange manipulative Machiavellian purposes and i am never affected emotionally by anything

Rosie and Mimzy: he's an anxious aroace sweetheart who'll do anything for people he likes and is hugely protective to the point of self-destruction, but if you let him know this he might disintegrate, so we let him know he's very scary and formidable every once in awhile to boost his confidence- YES ALASTOR YOU'RE A DEPRAVED LOATHSOME TERROR OF THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE ELDRITCH KIND! YOUR ABILITY TO CAUSE CARNAGE IS WIDELY KNOWN! YOUR PRESENCE FILLS PEOPLE WITH DREAD 👍

How I think hazbin folks might sign their names:

No explanation and please ignore my penmanship 😬

Charlie:

Alastor:

Angel Dust:

Husk:

Vaggie:

Niffty:

Sir Pentious:

no one will believe what u saw, Luci

Dad Besties jokes

i love them so much they are so silly together GHAJSGHKFDIGADKSHGDHSGDHFIHLSKDFL;

A smoothie?

i wanna draw Alastor's deal-related angst. I wanna see this man suffer. I wanna break him. GHVFDGJDFGJHDFGASGHKFLH;OSJDFHLJGKSKHJL

But have this funi thing for now

shipping Lucifer and Alastor but not romantically or sexually or even platonically but in a secret fourth way. enemies to enemies who hang out with each other all the time. kismesis without the sexy parts. a QPR but in this case the R stands for Rivalry. they both built their own tower on opposite sides of the hotel to avoid each other but neither of them are ever in those towers because they spend all their time in the lobby bickering. they have at least five musical showdowns a week. at first Charlie steps in to deescalate whenever it looks like they're about to actually kill each other but they're always like "we were just talking what's the problem?" so eventually she just leaves them to it. any suggestion to either of them about rising above it or trying to stay away from the other is met with some variation of "I can't back down and give him the satisfaction of thinking he won! also he's fun to piss off" Vox tries to start shit with Alastor and gets smited by the king of hell himself because Lucifer "can't let anything happen to my daughter's hotel's bellhop!" Lucifer seems down after an argument with Charlie and Alastor convinces her to talk things out with her dad who "isn't nearly as entertaining when he's moping about." at no point do they show any signs of hating each other any less. imagine if one of the most important and stable relationships in your life was based on mutual loathing.

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

I actually don’t mind that “dead dove” has become conversational shorthand for “fics with heavy themes where you REALLY need to pay attention to the warnings”. such is the nature of language. what i do mind is when people tag their actual fics with dead dove and then give no indication of what they’re actually warning about. that is useless. that helps no one. that is completely against the spirit of the meme. i will not be reading that

Was thinking about how vox got his lil fishies

Self defence lessons

not how i wanted continue this, but discord... yeah.

Maybe i'll make part for what happened in between (ah yes posting parts out of order, my favorite thing to do)

btw, she beat him up with her bare hands before pulling out the knife

I guess i just can't make one-shot thing, i always have to make it at least 2-3 parts, damn it!

don't tell me you didn't want to stab your bestie at least once. What? No?...

i don't have friends.

Friendly chatting 😊🌸

he’s so kitty <3

Sometimes you just need some ‘me time’ to do deer things. Frolic. Eat grass. Listen to jazz. Deer things. I don’t know if Al shape shifting into a deer is still canon, but I’m going with it anyway lol. His deer form is a fusion of his original deer form and his current non-deer form.

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

pov: ur male best friend confesses to you