what do you guys think alternate dimension you is doing right now? 

i’m guessing my parents never got divorced so i’m chillin over in tennessee right now. i’m straight now. i actually read the harry potter books. 

i don’t think i like alternate dimension me tbh. 

Monse: So you’re protecting me from a situation that you created?

Cesar: I can see how you’d see it that way, if you want to focus on the negatives.

Wynonna: Let’s be honest, I’m the most likely target. So, I’ve made a list of enemies, which I’ve narrowed down from twenty to seven.

Nicole: In Purgatory?

Wynonna: In Shorty’s.

Jamal: This plan will require using Jasmin’s greatest strength.

Jasmin: What, my hair? My eyes? My boobs?

Jamal: Nope, your obnoxious personality.

Waverly: I’m a lesbian.

Pete: You like girls?

Waverly: That’s kinda the entry requirement, man.

Jeremy: Okay, so for this next mission, I’ve equipped you with some of the most advanced technology on the market.

Wynonna: This is one of those sequined pencil cases that change colors when you rub your hand on it.

Jeremy: I know, isn’t it awesome!

skeet skeet

i’m thinking of changing this account to incorrect quotes of like a whole bunch of shows/movies/bands etc. but idk would y’all be into that? it’s just that pitch perfect ended awhile ago and i feel like it’s no longer relevant/no one cares about it as much as they used to when the movies were still happening. like i’d still do some pitch perfect incorrects but it wouldn’t be a blog centered around it. let me know what you think. thanks

also let me know what you’d want to see

Chloe: Well what do you want?

Beca: I just wanna be friends.

Chloe: Oh-

Beca: Plus a little extra.

Chloe:...

Beca: Plus I'm in love with you.

Chloe: whAT DO YOU WANT?

Chloe: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that.

Beca: You've been to jail???

Chloe: Once. In Monopoly. It was awful, just awful!

Beca: Why did I marry you?

Beca: We're having another moment, aren't we?

Aubrey: If by "moment" you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, I guess we are.

Chloe: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a four letter word for "disappointment".

Aubrey: Beca

Chloe:

Chloe: It fits.

Beca: We're living on the edge, babe!

Chloe: I like it when you call me "babe".

Fat Amy: What if I get kidnapped?

Beca: Don't worry, they'd bring you back.

Honestly you people, and by that I mean straight people, are ridiculous.

Beca, probably

Aubrey: So you're clearly straight from hell.

Beca: I'm clearly gay from Hell.

Beca: You can't lose an argument if you end it with shut up nerd.

Chloe: Yes you can

Beca: Shut up, Nerd.

y'all should go follow my meme account on insta

its @iwannaka_shootmyself