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bigtittygermanbf · 4 years
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tagged by @cielpansyhive thanks hun!
honey and lemon or milk and sugar // musicals or plays // lemonade or iced tea // strawberries or raspberries // winter or summer // beaches or forests // diners or cafés // unicorns or dragons // gemstones or crystals // hummingbirds or owls // fireworks or sparklers // brunch or happy hour // sweet or sour // Rome or Amsterdam // classic or modern art // sushi or ramen // sun or moon // polka dots or stripes // macarons or croissants // glitter or matte // degas or Seurat // aquariums or planetariums // road trip or camping trip // colouring books or watercolour // fairy lights or candles
uhh i ain’t know that many of y’all who haven’t done it so @raviolionmydick (do it pussy) and anyone else who’d like to!
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bigtittygermanbf · 4 years
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say what you will but wolfram was fs getting pegged by hilde
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bigtittygermanbf · 4 years
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ok but bard/wolfram in a boot camp au?? both their dads who are veterans or whatever send them there bc they really suck at communication with their kids and suddenly think it’s a good idea?? a big yes from me chief
- aight so they in high school or summin so first off these boys are already hella awkward but being surrounded by incredibly buff authority figures? bard is on the verge of crying everyday when someone yells
- finny is bards little brother and he too is on constant edge in fear of messing up
- sienglinde and wolfram are basically thrown out the car with a big yee haw without knowing what the hell is going on
- wolfram been questioning his sexuality so being surrounded by a bunch of men?? he gon lose his gotdanm mind -especially when he see some blond twink like three feet shorter than him
- the two are stuck in the same cabin so they become friends p fast
- they start doin their daily chores together and whenever they get to choose a partner for an exercise thing they always ho together
- morning jogs seem to be less tiring when you have someone to talk and complain to
- sweaty homeboys helping eachother w their sit ups by holding eachothers feet and counting, adjusting the others push up position, giving tips on how to do a decent pull up
- as the boys get closer they feel more comfortable talking about personal issues- their parent/s being gone for those long stretches of time, trying to take care of siblings, etc
- jokingly giving eachother pet names,,, bards personal favorite to use is sugar/hun and wolfram likes using dear
- eventually during these talks bard says he thinks his dad sent him bc he came out as bi towards the of school and wolf is all like oh?? there are other people like me here??
- wolfram tells him that he thinks he’s gay but he aint sure and bard is really supportive about it tellinf him that he doesn’t have to make up his mind immediately/it took himself a while to realize and basically that its ok to explore n all that
- wolf gets socked in the face with love for bard so he really ain’t know what to do bc he can’t throw fists back :/
- bard calls him babe one day and he loses his mind even though he knows its jokingly,,, it his first time ever gettin called that
- his confession happens in the middle of the night bc he be feelin sick to his stomach abt it all so he just strolls over to bards bed and rocks his shoulder til he wakes up
- bard is on his last brain cell do to it being like 3 am but he’s super chill with it until he notices how shaky wolf’s hands are and he asks
- he basically gets told how amazing and beautiful he is but this ho starts tearing up bc: a) he aint feel that way bout himself and b) wolfram is so sweet and he really likes him too!!
- anyways wolf freaks the hell out bc he thinks hes mad at him so he starts apologizing but bard just kinda laughs and is all like ‘nonono you’re great i just i dunno man’ leading on to the story bout his ex boyf(cOugH CouGh sebastian) who totally led him on only to ditch him after destroying all the love he’d giving, calling him a mistake an all that :-(
- the boys are both shaking now, not with emotions and all that but bc the cabin aint got a door and its like 30° out there so bard scooches to the other side of the bed to let wolf cuddle with him
- it starts out p slow with the relationship since its wolf’s first real one so they just hold hands and cuddle for a while,,, cheek kisses happen and then suddenly they both havin their first kiss
- by the end of the summer they find out that they live really clise to each other so their relationship continues on and all
- extra: bard would definitely post pics of wolf on insta with a caption like 'damn he do be lookin a little thicc tho😳’ just to piss seb off
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bigtittygermanbf · 4 years
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bigtittygermanbf · 4 years
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I think Wolfram too deals with a lot of guilt and ptsd and Bard tries to help him when he can. Like whenever Bard is off, he’ll always be at Wolframs house trying to help him and just listen to him. Sieglinde isn’t angry at Wolfram anymore for the whole Green Witch situation, but he is still angry at himself. But Bard makes him feel better. Wolfram still hasn’t told Bard he’s in love with him—he just doesn’t want to make thing awkward—but when Bard comes over to help him clean the house, cook or just listen to him, Wolfram feels like he can rest easier. But still, the guilt eats him up. He ends up having a very bad break down later on, and has to be sent away for some time to get better. And ofc during that time Bard cares for Sieglinde. But that isn’t until far off.
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bigtittygermanbf · 4 years
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Wolfram: What is your favorite wizard swear?
Sieglinde: I think mine is fuck
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bigtittygermanbf · 4 years
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wolfram is the type of boyfriend who would slap a cigarette out of bard’s mouth in the middle of while bard is trying to smoke. or take his drink away, like ‘that shit will kill you’. and bard already stressed and pissed goes on about how “these young people” are disrespectful to their elders and shit. it’s one of the many times he tries to use his age to control wolfram and it never works.
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bigtittygermanbf · 4 years
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Wolfram drop kicking toxic masculinity into the sun.
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Wolfram Gelzer ”You’re not a witch. You’re a normal girl.”
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bigtittygermanbf · 4 years
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list of male kuroshitsuji characters in order of build:
1. WOLF
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BUILT LIKE A TANK. HARD AS A ROCK. INDESTRUCTIBLE CHEST
2. BARD
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BIG. BEEFY. BASTARD.
3. AGNI
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beautiful……..tall…………..god………..warm heart……….soft……….chest……
4. seb
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twunk. borderline twink sometimes. skinny bitch. snatched waist though.
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