dude i’m gunna fail this fucking mid term

In addition to my previous post

puppet, loosely strung.

Which of us is the reason for everything? Which of us is a figurine with the clot of a living soul residing in her but for a while? 

Haruspex: Where are the papers?

Bachelor: See the ashes over there, on the floor? Barely managed to do it before you arrived. Smart of me to burn them, rather than eat them. You’re a surgeon — you would have dug it out of my gut.

Haruspex: I would have.

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

btw jesus and judus’s fucked up divine codependent situatuatonship is more insane than you could ever realize

why’d he do all that

okay i’m ready to talk about toby fox now

okay i’m ready to talk about toby fox now

i love beyblade

FOUND: Oakland Airport, gate 21, 1:21 pm

met a guy named yosef today i told him i was coming up with names for the fish in the pond and asked if he had any suggestions he suggested the names lightning and karl and i said yosef those names fucking rock then he hugged me for 8 minutes straight

i love you

trick or treat :3

been stealing saltines from the dining hall and thinking about u every time

Let's run this Hypothetical Again With 12 new cities

NYC, Boston, DC, Baltimore, Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Chicago, Minneapolis,New Orleans, Pittsburgh, and Philadelphia were all in the original polla ND therefore aren't eligible for this poll

I fucking love bunnies they're so fucking cute. Ideal blunt rotation is me, a giant flemish rabbit, 2 angoras, and a holland lop, except the blunt rotation is actually just us living together